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Posts Tagged ‘dept. of long shots’

George Stephanopoulos: Brave Tool of Conventional Wisdom

Monday, July 9th, 2007


Look, we’re tired of the “Ron Paultards” leaving 5,000 comments on every website, too. But George Stephanopoulos is such a smug little tool in this otherwise interesting interview with the anti-war Republican candidate that it almost makes us want to renew our original endorsement of the elfish Texan libertarian. MORE »


Jim Gilmore Pulls ‘Eye Surgery’ Campaign Stunt

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

This is apparently a popular teevee show about the deformed kids? - WonketteFormer … uh, we don’t remember what he was … senator? Governor? Let’s go with “governor.” Former governor Jim “James” Gilmore was apparently running for the GOP nomination for … president, apparently. But there’s terrible news! He is being forced to suspend his campaigning due to Emergency Eye Surgery! MORE »