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Bush Loves Hitlery, Hates Rudy

Monday, September 24th, 2007

This is kind of like excitedly reporting stock picks made by a homeless lunatic, but George Bush Junior has apparently ended his long tragic silence about the 2008 candidates because, like all average dumb Americans, he just learned there’s a presidential election coming up next year. And what is Darth Chimpy McHitler’s conclusion? The most conventional wisdom of all, that’s what. MORE »