Hey guys, Barry Obama’s birthday is tomorrow — and what better way to say you care than to leave him a semi-literate MySpace message? Animated gifs from scantily clad, barely-legal ladies and shirtless dudes with names like “Professor Pickle” (”Happy Birthday….the next one will be celebrated in the Oval Office. I can’t wait.” — his Revolutionary War-era Time Machine has allowed him to witness Barry’s August ‘08 coup!) or ♥lovely.lisa. (”Mr. Obama, You are very fake. and it is a shame and a disgrace how my foolish generation allows you liberals to brainwash them”) or “Sexy Vic” (”HEY BARAK / MR. PRESIDENT HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HOPE TO SEE YOU SPEND THE NEXT 8 IN THE WHITE HOUSE.”). Everyone on MySpace is pretty sure “Barak” is already President and also none of them have any fucking clue when the election is.

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