Hey look, the Secretary of Transportation (we have absolutely no clue who that is) has a new blog. How Y2K! (S)he sets a great example by calling it “The Fast Lane” and therefore can be blamed for all high speed motorist accidents in the future. It is the worst blog we’ve ever seen. [Fast Lane]

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, while not really protecting us from collapsing bridges so much, is keeping us safe from the danger of on-the-record quotes from non-political appointees. [NYT]