Department of Justice
Alberto Gonzales Offers Totally Hypothetical Example Of How To Investigate, Say, A Leaked CIA Agent’s Name
Well, this is … this is … we don’t even … FUCK! So, there is a bit of kerfuffle and a hullabaloo about the Department of Justice getting a very narrow slice of two months’ worth of phone records from AP while investigating a leak. For context, Fox News has asked for Alberto Gonzales’s thoughts [...]
Mean Lawyer Booed Paul Ryan, We All Weep For Paul Ryan
Today’s morning revelation comes to you from the rough-and-tumble conservative blogosphere, which is now so tough that it is calling out individual people who are mean to congressmen. The most recent offender is Dan Freeman, who claims to have started the round of booing that greeted Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Faded Dreamland) when he made an [...]
Suspended From School In Mississippi? That’s A Jailing
We at Wonkette have been pretty excited about Louisiana lately, what with revealing that they are one of the more awful states of the union in terms of infant mortality and life expectancy and whatnot, and also because they will teach about the Loch Ness monster in science class (so long as they don’t have [...]
Fugitive Karl Rove On The Lam In … Some Foreign Country
Karl Rove ignored a subpeona and skipped a House Judiciary Committee hearing this morning because he had “prior commitments” or somesuch. Rumor has it the commitments involved corn cobs, a tank of nitrous, and one very lucky goat on a Sicilian hillside, which naturally took precedence over this little attorney-firing selective prosecution [so many Justice [...]
Did Monica Goodling Fire Some Lesbian?
Monica Goodling To Wed!
It’s Good to Have Minions
John Ashcroft’s Wife Tongues Alberto Gonzales
DoJ Very Concerned About Satisfying Claimants
Bush Urges Congress, FBI to Take Cold Shower
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: ABC’s Source
Guessing Game Results: DoJ Disses Senate Judiciary
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: DoJ Disses Senate Judiciary
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game Results: The Alito Nomination Players
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