Tag: Department of Justice

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Justice Department Corporate Fraud Lawyer Quits Because Trump Doesn’t Ethics Good

That's some swamp, that Trump swamp.

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Ready To Fuck Donald Trump The Fuck Up

Feinstein is saying OUT LOUD that she's worried Trump will have a tantrum and try to fire Rod Rosenstein AND Robert Mueller.

Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You’re Making Her Stronger.

Kamala Harris is a badass. Enough said.

Congress Will Put All The Teen Sexters IN JAIL, Where They Obviously Belong!

The House of Representatives has passed a bill that could send teen sexters to jail for 15 YEARS.

Sally Yates Knows What Is Unconstitutional And It Is Ted Cruz’s Face!

You come at Sally Yates, you best not miss.

New Mean Idiot Louisiana Senator Was BIGGEST STAR Of Sally Yates Hearing!

There's a new village idiot in town, y'all.

Baltimore To Jeff Sessions: Fuuuuuuuuck Yooooooouuuuu!

How much does Baltimore hate Jeff Sessions? A LOT. A WHOLE LOT.

Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police

Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...

Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump’s Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!

White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?

Justice Department Needs More Time To Find ‘Evidence’ That Obama Did ‘Wire Tapps’ To Trump

This 'wire tapp' thing continues to be dumber than dog balls, which are SOOOO DUMB.

Hey Trump, When You’ve Lost Benghazi Congressidiot Trey Gowdy, It’s Time To STFU

Gowdy is somehow not convinced Trump is telling the truth about Obama's 'wire tapp' of him!

Jeff Sessions: What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate!

Now that he's made clear the Justice Department is so over voting rights, since racism is a thing of the past, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has focused firmly on the need to Git Tuff on crime, especially...
Check their wallets first

Let’s Pretend Justice Department’s Reversal On Private Prisons Isn’t Just Big Payoff For Campaign Cash

Don't wanna cause a big s-s-sensation / Just Talkin' 'Bout Incarceration.