Tag: Department of Justice

Sally Yates Knows What Is Unconstitutional And It Is Ted Cruz’s Face!

You come at Sally Yates, you best not miss.

New Mean Idiot Louisiana Senator Was BIGGEST STAR Of Sally Yates Hearing!

There's a new village idiot in town, y'all.

Baltimore To Jeff Sessions: Fuuuuuuuuck Yooooooouuuuu!

How much does Baltimore hate Jeff Sessions? A LOT. A WHOLE LOT.

Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police

Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...

Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump’s Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!

White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?

Justice Department Needs More Time To Find ‘Evidence’ That Obama Did ‘Wire Tapps’ To Trump

This 'wire tapp' thing continues to be dumber than dog balls, which are SOOOO DUMB.

Hey Trump, When You’ve Lost Benghazi Congressidiot Trey Gowdy, It’s Time To STFU

Gowdy is somehow not convinced Trump is telling the truth about Obama's 'wire tapp' of him!

Jeff Sessions: What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate!

Now that he's made clear the Justice Department is so over voting rights, since racism is a thing of the past, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has focused firmly on the need to Git Tuff on crime, especially...
Check their wallets first

Let’s Pretend Justice Department’s Reversal On Private Prisons Isn’t Just Big Payoff For Campaign Cash

Don't wanna cause a big s-s-sensation / Just Talkin' 'Bout Incarceration.
all you banksters, you must go

Promising White Collar Prosecutions Undoubtedly Safe In Hands Of Jeff B. Sessions

Despite the widespread lender fraud endemic to the foreclosure crisis, nary a Wall Street Big Wig felt the wrath of the criminal justice system. But just in time for Obama's Third Term, the Feds are giving financiers the business. The...

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.

Comey Adviser: He Had To Burn Down The Country For The GOP To Save It From The GOP

You know what works best with bullies? Giving them everything they want.

James Comey Wouldn’t Want To Hurt Russia’s Feelings This Close To An Election! No, For Real

Looks like Comey only has 'standards' when it helps out Russia and Donald Trump.