department of homeland security
What Are Humble Followers Of Jesus Burning To The Ground Today?
A portly neckbearded gentleman with a pink shirt and a blowtorch sets fire to a box of Honey Nut Cheerios to show General Mills that he does not care for its gay-friendly policies. It does not go quite as brilliantly as he planned, thanks to wind and highly flammable sugar. But what else has been [...]
Making Sure A Plane Bomber Will Never Not Actually Bomb A Plane Again
The Department of Homeland Security will begin smuggling more plainclothes air marshals on planes, most likely by just putting them in a regular Advil bottle. [New York Times] Regarding the aspirational terror act, Obama, from Hawaii, has finally issued important threats about Investigating Things. [POLITICO] If the airplane bomber had been at all talented at bombing airplanes, [...]
Tom Ridge Refuses To Knock Arlen Specter’s Block Off
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy WHY? Why, Tom? Why do you refuse to run for the Senate when you have already served in the House and as governor of Pennsylvania and even the First Dauphin of the Terrorism Rainbow? Because, says Tom, this was “a difficult personal decision.” [...]
Whatever Happened to the DHS’s Color-Coded Terror System?
Bird Flu: Preemptive Ass Covering and Buck Shifting By the Feds
A Postscript on Brian Doyle
Something Awful: Secrets — and Satire? — from Inside the White House
A Request for Our Readers: Brian Doyle Dirt, Please
Breaking: There’s a Big-Time Perv at DHS
Because Only God Can Save Them Now
How Not To Advertise for a New FEMA Chief
DHS: Gone to Pot Since Brownie Left
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