• May 27, 2012

department of homeland security

The Department of Homeland Security will begin smuggling more plainclothes air marshals on planes, most likely by just putting them in a regular Advil bottle. [New York Times] Regarding the aspirational terror act, Obama, from Hawaii, has finally issued important threats about Investigating Things.  [POLITICO] If the airplane bomber had been at all talented at bombing airplanes, [...]

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy WHY? Why, Tom? Why do you refuse to run for the Senate when you have already served in the House and as governor of Pennsylvania and even the First Dauphin of the Terrorism Rainbow? Because, says Tom, this was “a difficult personal decision.” [...]

by Sara K. Smith  9:36 am November 20, 2008

NAPOLITANO TO RUN HOMELAND SECURITY: Barack Obama has asked the Arizona governor Janet Napolitano to run the useless, bloated Department of Homeland Security. She was frequently mentioned on Obama’s short list of possible vice presidents, but presumably that would have been just too many vowels on the ticket, so she gets this instead: figuring out [...]

A Postscript on Brian Doyle

by dlat  9:15 pm April 13, 2006

Breaking: There’s a Big-Time Perv at DHS

by dlat  11:03 pm April 4, 2006