• May 27, 2012

department of education

PALM BEACH, Fla. – Willard Romney took a moment out of his daily dog and pony show to deliver some real ideas a la Romney. This wasn’t a typical Romnification of bullshit jib jab. These were actual ideas coming from the Republican contender. This was a closed-door fundraiser that was held by some of Romney’s [...]

Who are those creepy masked guys with guns kicking holes in your door before dawn? Here in America, giant corporations don’t pay taxes, but the Department of Education now sends in SWAT teams to beat up student loan defaulters and their families. If you haven’t made your minimum loan payment lately, make sure to sleep [...]

The AP obtained a PAC questionnaire filled out by Sharron Angle, and surprisingly, it reveals that she has some interesting beliefs! The questionnaire had 36 questions and boxes to mark “yes” or “no,” so thankfully it was easy for Sharron Angle to fill out. The PAC “Government Is Not God” has endorsed her campaign. Government [...]

Daily Briefing: Refried

by Alex Pareene  9:05 am March 15, 2007