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SMOOTH CRIMINAL  11:32 am October 5, 2012

Oh Look Here Is Cheating Cheater Mitt Romney Pulling Illegal Notes Out At The Debate (Updated)

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

My, that takes some brass. We checked. No pre-written notes were allowed.

AND ZINGERS AND SUCH  2:11 pm October 4, 2012

Dry Your Eyes, Wonkers, Here Is Your Precious Fightin’ President

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Now you can put down the razor blade, take the hose out of the gas pipe, un-noose yourself … and, er, all the other ghastly ways the Virgin Suicides suicided themselves. We’re sorry B. Barry Bamz was a little boring last night, but for sweet Jesus’s sake, he wasn’t that bad. You are all acting [...]

SPACE IS THE PLACE  1:14 pm November 2, 2010

Denver Votes On ‘Finding Space Aliens’

by Riley Waggaman

“Today, voters in Denver will decide whether to set up a commission to track space aliens.” Yup: The proposition calls for the city of Denver to accept reports of UFO sightings on its Web page. Sponsor Jeff Peckman says the government is tracking aliens, but refuses to make the reports public. And should we be [...]

FOUR WHEELS GOOD TWO WHEELS BAD  3:59 pm August 4, 2010

Colorado GOP Gov. Candidate Saves America From U.N.-Bicycle Conspiracy

by Josh Fruhlinger

Dan Maes is in a tough spot! He’s running for the Republican gubernatorial nomination in Colorado against a known plagiarist, and if he wins the primary he’ll just have to take on Tom Tancredo and the awesomely named “Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper.” How do you set yourself apart in that sort of field? Hmm, “Declare [...]

MARKET SATURATION  1:42 pm August 13, 2009

Dobson’s Gay Conversion Conference Losing Buttloads Of $$$

by Sara K. Smith

Supply and demand, people! Focus on the Family’s series of “Love Won Out” conferences has persuaded so many sodomites of the joys of heterosexual love that there is just no market for these events anymore. So, they’re turning over the conferences to a ministry in Orlando that can deal with the homosexual laggards who still [...]

KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES  7:07 pm February 17, 2009

Here’s Your Obama Saving the Economy (Don’t Look At Business News Tonight!)

by Ken Layne

Oh boy the stimulation is signed, in Denver — no birth certificate necessary there! — and here’s your Barack Obama all pissed off at Washington because, duh, Washington is (for the moment) in large part defined by a handful of advertising filler known as “pundits” and “Richard Cohen” and “The Politico,” all of which are [...]

EPIC MOMENTS ON AMERICAN SCREENS  2:39 pm November 24, 2008

by Sara K. Smith

KEN LAYNE REMEMBERS OBAMA’S NOMINATION SPEECH: “For two long, ridiculous years, I had covered this campaign — if by ‘covered’ you mean ‘wrote stupid jokes about these terrible people, every day, for a Web site.’ Now was not the time to give up and watch history on a cheap wall monitor over a concession booth.” [...]

MAN ON THE STREET  1:02 pm September 10, 2008

NYC Youngsters Are Aware Of Democratic Party Convention Traditions

by Sara K. Smith

Here are a couple of charming street urchins talking to Video Liz Glover during New York Fashion Week. They keep saying “The Democratic Party Convention,” referring to the event in Denver, rather than “The Democratic NATIONAL Convention,” which means that either they are morans or they are people with a very healthy lack of interest [...]

THE ULTIMATE POLAROID  2:23 pm September 8, 2008

Lucky Liz Glover Got To Meet Our Greatest American, Mitt Romney!

by Jim Newell

We were all jealous of Wonkette videographer Liz Glover after seeing this Polaroid she took with America’s beautiful boy, Mitt “Willard” Romney. That is one tasty-lookin’ fraud salad! Liz claims that they never hooked up, but she doesn’t realize that in Mormonism, a handshake is considered third base. Also: Liz — like most people who, [...]

THANK YOU DENVER!  1:51 pm August 29, 2008

Hope Takes a Holiday

by Ken Layne

We sure had a helluva time running around Denver this week, especially in the fine Uptown neighborhood, which is so packed with patio restaurants and cheap fun bars and liquor stores and cafes and fancy eateries and green leafy pedestrian streets that we could’ve just hung around the neighborhood the whole time. Instead, we spent [...]

HISTORICAL YOUTUBES  3:38 am August 29, 2008

Watch Barack’s Whole Denver Speech!

by Ken Layne

Here it is, if you missed some, or all of it, or maybe the Secret Service took your laptop when you were getting a lemonade. Not quite as crazy as watching it with 80,000+ cheering Obama nuts in an outdoor football stadium at nightfall, but it is pretty great and filled with good lines. [YouTube]

FOTO FUN  2:47 am August 29, 2008

Inside the Mile High Stadium With Obama

by Ken Layne

Well, that was insane. Sara almost cried. Jim got caught by the Secret Service. And your editor didn’t have an actual seat, so he sat outside liveblogging various speeches, and then headed inside the thunderdome for Obama’s entrance. Let’s post a bunch of photos!

THE DAY OF THE ANCIENT GREEK SPEECH  2:33 am August 29, 2008

A Children’s Treasury Of Photos Entering Invesco Field, Starring Ned Lamont

by Jim Newell

Hello, friends! We have completed our four-mile 2008 iteration of “Sherman’s March To The Sea” and, appropriately, burned down all of once-happy Denver in the process. Again, we have walked back from Invesco Field and destroyed Denver; it’s probably on Drudge or Yahoo News or something. As we were going to Hope Field at -20,000 [...]

HELL BOWL  8:33 pm August 28, 2008

Who Are All Of These Rotten Democrats?

by Jim Newell

Fifteen thousand hours later, and we’re in. You know what would be great right now is a couch.

ORGANS FOR HOPE  3:02 pm August 28, 2008

This Is A Great Deal!

by Jim Newell

Hell, we already have two, but we’ll take another. There’s a food shortage PEOPLE and kidneys taste gooooood. [Craigslist]

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