Tag: denver

Wichita Tonight And Denver On Wednesday, We Are On The Road Again!

Come and see us while the seein's good!

Lexington, Kentucky, Let Us Shine Like The Moon!

When we get home from this trip, we're never leaving again, so MEET US WHILE THE MEETIN'S GOOD.

Sunshine On Our Shoulders, West Virginia To Denver, Wonkette’s Comin’ On Home

Our route's changed a tiny, better check and see if we're parked in your driveway RIGHT NOW!
it's like mr. hooper died all over again

It’s Always Time To March On Drinking Liberally In Philadelphia

Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!

Chicago, Take Away The Greatest Part Of Me! (TONIGHT!)

Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!

MADISON, Wisconsin, Behold The Mermaid! (The Mermaid Is Wonkette, TONIGHT!)

GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.

Is Wonkette’s GET YOUR GUNS OFF MY LAWN Tour Coming At YOU NEXT WEEK? (Yes.)

For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!

Look At Your Teenagers, America. Be PROUD Of Your Teenagers, America!

Will you just look at these terrific kids?

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!
Jane, you igneous slut

Deleted Comments: We Have No Idea What These People Are Talking About, But Boy Are They Angry

These kids today with their crazy slang!
Sorry. Had to spell it that way this once

Deleted Comments: Nazis And Furries And My Little Pony Because Man, People Suck

Yep, far-right loonies are everywhere.

Trump’s Inner Circle Now A Firing Squad. Yr Wonkagenda: Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Rudy Giuliani's dirty, filthy money, Ben Carson admits he's A Idiot, and Steve Bannon kind of hates Jews. Your daily news brief.

Hillary Clinton Inspires America’s Little Girls To Become Corporatist Shills, Or President

Hillary Clinton would like to have a word with you young ladies out there: Get yourselves elected.

Senate Sunday: Colorado Republicans Go Do Some Election-Fraud Crimes!

This 2016 election is not looking all that great for the Republicans holding on to the Senate. Democrats only need to pick up five seats to retake control, and with Donald Trump at the top of the ticket, the...
GO AWAY, DILDO PRESENTS!

Oregon Militia Dongweasels Too Good For Free Dildos, We Guess

Awwwww, those jacknugget Bundy militia boys are upset! They've been begging for snacky cakes and Miracle Whip and Tampax and instead everybody's sending them complimentary sex toys, to put inside their fannies and their mouths or maybe to just...