Come and see us while the seein's good!
When we get home from this trip, we're never leaving again, so MEET US WHILE THE MEETIN'S GOOD.
Our route's changed a tiny, better check and see if we're parked in your driveway RIGHT NOW!
Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
Will you just look at these terrific kids?
Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!
These kids today with their crazy slang!
Yep, far-right loonies are everywhere.
Nazi furries: The fandom menace.
Rudy Giuliani's dirty, filthy money, Ben Carson admits he's A Idiot, and Steve Bannon kind of hates Jews. Your daily news brief.
Hillary Clinton would like to have a word with you young ladies out there: Get yourselves elected.
This 2016 election is not looking all that great for the Republicans holding on to the Senate. Democrats only need to pick up five seats to retake control, and with Donald Trump at the top of the ticket, the...
Awwwww, those jacknugget Bundy militia boys are upset! They've been begging for snacky cakes and Miracle Whip and Tampax and instead everybody's sending them complimentary sex toys, to put inside their fannies and their mouths or maybe to just...