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  Mad about another thing

Here, Rage At This Dickhead American Dentist Who Murders Beautiful African Lions For Fun

Hi, I'm Cecil. A bad American man killed me. Please have Sarah McLachlan to do commercial and end this.
Didn’t we just say recently that we are not against hunting? We did say that, and it is still true, but let us clarify real fast. It’s one thing to hunt in that real Native American way, where you use the whole animal and you respect that it gave its life to feed, nourish, clothe you and whatever else. It’s even one thing to be a redneck from Mississippi (hey y’all) and go out early in the morning and kill a deer, as long as you bring us deer meat or invite us over for deer chili. But it is a whole different goddamn thing to be a piece of trash American who travels across the globe to find new, exotic animals to murder, for no reason nobler than the fact that you really have a hard-on for murdering animals, you sick fuck. Introduce yourself to Walter Palmer of Minnesota: Read more on Here, Rage At This Dickhead American Dentist Who Murders Beautiful African Lions For Fun…
  Call of Cutie

Iowa Supreme Court Decides It’s OK To Fire ‘Irresistible’ Workers If You Really Really Want To Bone Them

We have a feeling that maybe this one is not going to hold up on appeal, just maybe, but who knows? The Iowa Supreme Court has decided that … you know, folks, really, maybe if you’re holding something that you might break your computer with, you should put it down … so they decided that it was somehow not sex discrimination when a dentist “fired an attractive female assistant he viewed as a threat to his marriage.” Excuse us, but we need a little more novocaine, please. Watch where you’re putting that needle, though. Read more on Iowa Supreme Court Decides It’s OK To Fire ‘Irresistible’ Workers If You Really Really Want To Bone Them…
  nobama resurrection

Clinton/Clinton 2012, You Guys!

For some reason, the Internet hasn’t noticed noticed that dentist who bought that Hillary Clinton for president ad had another one made that’s even better. That’s about to change. Obama and Biden have announced their bid. It’s time for a pair of challengers: Hillary Clinton and her constitutionally-unable-to-run-for-vice-president husband. Let’s make this happen! This is the greatest idea in human history! Read more on Clinton/Clinton 2012, You Guys!…
  our national toothache is finally over

Dentist Releases First Hillary Ad of 2012 Campaign

“When asked why he put the ad up, DeJean told CNN Thursday that ‘I’m a dentist and I don’t think this country is headed in the right direction.'” THANK YOU, WILLIAM DEJEAN. That’s what we’ve all been thinking. We are dentists and we don’t think this country is headed in the right direction! We are dentists and we don’t think this country is headed in the right direction! WE ARE DENTISTS AND WE DON’T THINK THIS COUNTRY IS HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION! Read more on Dentist Releases First Hillary Ad of 2012 Campaign…
  major oily taitz

U.S. (Kenya) Supreme Court Refuses Orly Taitz’s Appeal

America’s top J.D.-D.D.S. Orly Taitz has somehow lost her chance to appeal the $20,000 fine levied on her by a federal judge in October for filing “frivolous” litigation that the LSM doesn’t want you to know about. Apparently the Supreme Court does not want to tear this woman apart, in what would be the most entertaining trial ever. Who’s at fault? YOU GUESSED IT, Samuel Alito, who hates fun and denied the request. But Orly’s fight is not over. She is now appealing the decision to “an international court of Human Rights.” Read more on U.S. (Kenya) Supreme Court Refuses Orly Taitz’s Appeal…
 

Last Week’s Shots: The Best of LNS

As we’re sure you know by now, Late Night Shots is a closed social networking site for DC’s best and whitest. We turbos have a lot to learn from them. Their message board is home to some of the best entertainment on all the internets — but because of the closed nature of the site, not everyone can join in the fun. Thankfully, Intern Lauren is a card-carrying LNS member, and she’s gathered excerpts from some of last week’s best posts on the LNS forum. See what the fuss is about, after the jump. Read more on Last Week’s Shots: The Best of LNS…