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Tag: denny’s

Stories Of Elderly Restaurant Customers And The Havoc They Caused

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got stories of the trials and tribulations of the elderly in restaurants (many of which are...

Bundys, Beyoncé And Rick Snyder’s Wife’s Birthday Cake. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Well hi there and good Saturday morning to you, Wonkers! Many newses happened this week, so it's good that you're here for us to catch up together! Haha just kidding, we are not together, because WE WROTE THESE DAMN...

Denny’s Admits Making Black Customers Prepay Was No Grand Slam

Normally, the most offensive thing associated with Denny's is literally any menu item served at Denny's, but this is an auspicious occasion. See, on Feb. 5, Denny's settled a lawsuit over one location's attempt to make two African-American customers prepay for their...

Utterly WTF Restaurant Stories

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we bring you stories for which the only appropriate reaction is "what the fuck?" As always, these...

A Children’s Treasury of CEOs Throwing Very Grown-Up Tantrums Over Obamacare

If we were the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company, we would happily make ten cents less per unit in order to make sure that our employees have health care coverage. This would be DOUBLY true if we were...

Bored NASA Agents Now Invading Denny’s In Search of Moon Rocks

NASA had so much fun scaring the hell out of random horrified people by showering Earth with giant gobs of flaming scrap metal that they figured, "why break a streak?" So now they're busy terrorizing and manhandling 74-year-old grandmother...

Oh Look, Old Man McCain Is Trying To Slug That Huckster Guy Again

John McCain is just going to get more and more desperate until he is fighting a man with Down Syndrome for a night janitor job at a Denny's. Walnuts has previously released two ads calling his opponent a "huckster"...

Kids Don’t Eat Free In the District, Even If It Saves Lives

Thursday, June 11: DC has a few issues -- high dropout and teen pregnancy rates, an AIDS epidemic, never-ending nonsensical violent crime -- but there's nothing that a cooking competition can't fix! Get some kids in a room, have...

News From the Future: Obama Gives Up On America

Once or twice a year, we give in and post a "humor" video because it is just that good. (This means you can still keep not sending us links to the Daily Show, Colbert, Tina Fey, etc.) So, enjoy...