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Kucinich Introduces Impeachment Articles Against Bush

Yesterday evening while you were all sitting around with your microwave dinners in your laps wondering what you were going to watch now that Dancing with the Stars is over, Dennis Kucinich was on the CSPAN reading articles of impeachment against President George W. Bush. In this exciting video, watch the congressman from Ohio talking about propaganda campaigns while his coworkers mill around behind him and talk quietly about which stripper bars they’ll be going to once old Talky McGee is done with his legislating on behalf of the American people. [YouTube] Read more on Kucinich Introduces Impeachment Articles Against Bush…
 

Who Is This ‘Creepy Gnome’ Terrorizing South America?

We cannot write a better introduction than this: “A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a ‘creepy gnome’ that locals claim stalks the streets at night. The midget — which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk — was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.” This sidling wicket goblin, who is terrorizing Argentinian Mexicans, made one teenager “so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.” Hmm… a hobbit gnome terrorizing illegals? This is no mystery at all. Read more on Who Is This ‘Creepy Gnome’ Terrorizing South America?…
 

Help Dennis Kucinich Remain President Of Cleveland!

Democrat Dennis Kucinich recently abandoned his bid for the presidency in order to spend more time in hot threesomes with his nine-foot-tall English wife and a rotating coterie of Hollywood starlets. Understandably, the voters in his Cleveland congressional district are pissed. But will their jealous rage be enough to propel him out of office? Read more on Help Dennis Kucinich Remain President Of Cleveland!…
 

Famous Liz Kucinich Accompanies Husband To Some Work Function

newVideoPlayer("Kucinich_Quits_Snapper.flv", 475, 376,"");Yesterday, Elizabeth Kucinich accompanied her husband, a politician of some sort, to a speech about something. Elizabeth stood in the crowd and maybe text-messaged some friends on her cell phone. It’s not any major Elizabeth Kucinich news, but we thought you should know how Elizabeth spent her day yesterday. Read more on Famous Liz Kucinich Accompanies Husband To Some Work Function…
 

*CAN ELIZABETH STILL RUN?:* Burdened hobbit Dennis Kucinich has dropped out of the presidential race, presumably to spend more time with his elfin queen Elizabeth. We’ll miss you, Elizabeth! [Cleveland Plain Dealer] Read more on …
 

Dennis Kucinich Will Single-Handedly Impeach Bush

A few years back, everybody was all, “Let’s impeach Bush & Cheney & Rumsfeld and try them for war crimes and execute them by firing squad, on Pay Per View.” And then our nation sort of got over it — what administration doesn’t launch a bunch of illegal wars — because the Democrats won Congress and the economy collapsed and now Americans are basically just looking around nervously for food and shelter, maybe under that bridge. Well the good times are back: Dennis Kucinich is going to impeach George W. Bush on Monday! Read more on Dennis Kucinich Will Single-Handedly Impeach Bush…
 

DREAMS COME TRUE:If you’ve been wondering what the debate maybe would’ve been like if the Highest Court in Nevada hadn’t barred the dangerous Dennis Kucinich from taking part, wonder no more. Democracy Now’s Amy Goodman has made some fantasy-baseball version where Dennis really did take part! [Democracy Now] Read more on …
 

Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep

That was sure worth getting up before dawn and making a five-hour drive to Las Vegas! Thanks, Democrats. Our coverage for the night is just about over, but we’ll have much more Campaign Trail Fun all over Las Vegas on Wednesday, which is basically today. There will be events, and perhaps a rally of some kind! All in the cause of giving Americans a “safety valve” so they can “blow off steam” by voting for pretty much identical elitist candidates. Anyway, here’s a recap of Wonkette’s Tuesday in Nevada, plus more pictures, if you want them. Read more on Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep…
 

This Debate Will Never Start

Here is the scene: There are many, many, many filing tables. About a third of the chairs are occupied. There are flat screen monitors on stands, and they’re all playing this SAME GODDAMNED 5-MINUTE LOOP ABOUT HOW NEVADA IS SO AWESOME IF YOU ARE A MEXICAN WHO MOVED HERE. Or a Cuban. Harry Reid does the intro. I have seen this at least a dozen times and have no doubt I’ll see it another dozen times before the debate finally begins. Read more on This Debate Will Never Start…
 

Evil Nevada Supreme Court Backs Fascist MSNBC: Kucinich Is Out Again!

What have they done to Dennis now? The happy little candidate was kicked out of tonight’s debate for no good reason, and then he went to court to get back in, and then MSNBC went to the state supreme court and just got him re-kicked out. Jesus, what did Kucinich to do anybody? We will seek him out, by looking for his very tall, hot wife. And then we’ll ask him how he feels or whatever.< Read more on Evil Nevada Supreme Court Backs Fascist MSNBC: Kucinich Is Out Again!…
 

The Kuciniches Will Always Have a Home Here

NBC’s appeal to keep Dennis Kucinich out of tonight’s MSNBC debate in Vegas was set for a 4:30 ET hearing in Nevada’s Supreme Court (the majors!). Word should come out shortly whether our favorite hobbit makes the grade or not. Also, Liz “Polaroid” Glover did not go with Ken to Vegas. This is just a leftover from New Hampshire, and THEN THAT’S IT. [The Caucus] Read more on The Kuciniches Will Always Have a Home Here…
 

NBC Ordered To Allow Sweet Dennis

Dennis Kucinich’s lawsuit to get into tonight’s Democratic debate from Vegas actually worked. A judge ordered that NBC must include him in the debate. It makes sense, since he and John Edwards ultimately have the same chances of winning the nomination. UPDATE: NBC News “will appeal a judge’s ruling rather than include Democratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich in a candidates’ debate in Nevada.” So mean! [Las Vegas Now] Read more on NBC Ordered To Allow Sweet Dennis…
 

NBC today disinvited Kucinich from the upcoming Nevada debate, after having issued him an invitation on Wednesday. See, they’d tried to make the original criteria stringent enough to keep him out (the way that ABC did), but then they didn’t succeed the first time, so they changed the criteria. Dennis is, understandably miffed and may sue. Luckily, he has a special lady friend back home in Ohio to comfort him and he didn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell regardless. [The Hill] Read more on …
 

Gipper-Esque

Surprisingly, the Palestinians don’t have a very high opinion of Bush. [New York Times] Bill Richardson, we knew him well. [Washington Post] Giuliani doesn’t think voters should discount him just because he hasn’t been in the race for weeks. [New York Times] Read more on Gipper-Esque…
 

Another Man Tries to Give Liz Sausage

Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich have been working really hard to promote his big bid for the Presidency — so hard, in fact, that Dennis has attracted 4 primary challengers for his Congressional reelection campaign. One of them, Joe Cimperman, is apparently after more than just Kucinich’s Congressional seat. On Tuesday night, Cimperman visited the Kuciniches’ home armed with cameras and a basket of sausages. He found only the lovely Elizabeth, who bid him a swift adieu. Silly boy! To think that the lovely maiden’s heart could be won with amateur porn and floppity phalli! The woman has refused to show off her tongue ring and obviously already has all the meat she can handle. [Cleveland Plain Dealer] Read more on Another Man Tries to Give Liz Sausage…