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Now proven: 'Pinkie Sense' more reliable than Richmond CA City Council

California City Bans Chemtrails, Mind Control Rays; Everybody Obviously Cool With It

Back on May 19, the city of Richmond, California, adopted a resolution opposing the deployment of weapons in space. At first glance, it seemed like one of those nice crunchy-granola lefty leftovers from the Reagan administration, like voting for...

Super Tuesday Murdered By Meh Wednesday

What's up, Cleveland Plain-Dealer? Pretty exciting night, there, yes, with your still hanging chads or somesuch but "advantage Romney," certainly what ho? So many exciting Politics in O-hi-o, with Elf Queen Consort Dennis Kucinich losing his fabled place in...

Willie Nelson On Gary Johnson Endorsement: ‘My Bad’

It would appear Willie Nelson read our joke about Dennis Kucinich running for president and took it very seriously: “I know I said that,” Nelson replied. “But I think I will wait and see where he stands on other things....

Roger Simon: 2012 Election To Be Obama/Kucinich Showdown

Roger Simon is paid a six-figure salary to be right about politics, so expect him to resign November 7, 2012 if this prognostication of his does not happen: Republicans are so worthless they may not even field a candidate...

Dennis Kucinich To Impeach Obama Or Whatever

Brave sandwich survivor Dennis Kucinich was able to exist as a somewhat serious candidate for president the past two cycles because he gave red meat (certified-organic fair-trade local tofu "Reddmeete" sustainably collected from unwanted scraps left by wild animals)...

Dennis Kucinich Suing House Cafeteria Over ‘Dangerous’ Sandwich

Congressman Dennis Kucinich is suing three companies that operate the Longworth House Office Building cafeteria because it served him a sandwich that "contained dangerous substances, namely an olive pit" three years ago. Yes, three years ago, in the thick...

This Is How Dennis Kucinich Gets His Babes

Wonkette Muscle Beach Operative "Jim B." sends us this hot sexy photo he took in Venice Beach over the weekend, where the communist Dennis Kucinich and his Elfin Queen, Liz, were vacationing during the "why does this even exist?"...

Hooray! Health Care Vote-Buying Finally Produces ‘Cleveland Steamer’

This is what the NRCC has been sending to reporters today, to show how the corrupt Democratic leadership bought Dennis Kucinich's vote: an invitation for Dennis' wife, the Elfin Faerie Goddess Liz, to show up with Michelle Obama and...

Dennis Kucinich Looks So Excited To Vote Yes!

After Barack Obama sat on Dennis Kucinich's face and farted constantly for 72 hours, with Joe Biden adding in some noogies for good measure, Dennis has finally agreed to vote for his party's major piece of legislation. He had...

Barack Obama Will Publicly Shame Dennis Kucinich Until He Votes Yes

In case you have not read about this on the very tense political Internet, the House vote on health care reform at the end of this week is going to be close as the dickens. No -- even closer...

Liz Kucinich on ‘Cleveland’s Dancing with the Stars’

The hot wife of lovable libtard Congressman Dennis Kucinich has entered some dancing-type contest in her adopted city of Cleveland, home of downtown shooting victims, accused mutilators, and drunken wreckers of motorized bar stools. Congressman Kucinich would like you...

Time Running Out For Kucinich To Impeach His Mortal Foe

Dennis Kucinich has just one day left before George W. Bush leaves office, FOREVER. He has tried to impeach Bush, repeatedly, but so far it hasn't "taken." Will Kucinich finally be able to impeach this goon today as...

“Is Kashkari A Chump?”

Sexy Neel Kashkari, the 35-year-old former Goldman Sachs investor Hank Paulson selected to run the so-far embarrassing $700 billion bailout program, went before a House committee today to be brutally excoriated, roasted on a spit, and then sodomized by...

A Children’s Treasury of DNC Denver Snapshots

It's Dennis "The Menace" Kucinich thrilling the crowd on Tuesday! He kicked ass and took names! Wild applause! But the insurance companies and oil monsters still run the world -- sorry, Denny! Oh look we have some more pictures...

WHOA DENNIS KUCINICH MAKES EVERYONE CRAZY! You realize that all the speeches are stale bullshit and it's just a lot of background noise while Chris Matthews talks about his memories. But Dennis Kucinich just killed in here, with a...

Meet The 50 Hottest Pieces On Capitol Hill!

Washington's The Hill newspaper has published its 2008 list of the 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill, and yes, they were somehow able to find the requisite 50 people! We don't really know where to begin with this....