Tag: denial

Any good Secretary of Defense should be able to go 'Woo-woo-woo-woop!'

Donald Trump Sycophants Plan Cabinet Positions For Coming Government-In-Exile

Elaborate 'reviewing stands' made from refrigerator boxes being prepared for 'inauguration.'
They didn't sell a lot of records, but everyone who heard them grabbed someone by the pussy.

Case Closed: Trump Victim Actually Groped By Velvet Underground Song

The real groper is obviously Lou Reed.
CALL ME MAYBE

Somebody Did All The Groping, And It Was Donald Trump (Allegedly)

This is so unexpected!
How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

Did Trump Campaign Manager Paul Manafort Get Buttloads Of Money From Ukrainian Dictator? Maybe?

Big rumblings in the Trump campaign today in reaction to a New York Times exposé of possible connections between Donald Trump's campaign manager Paul Manafort and corruption in the government of former Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych. Unfortunately, this is...
Also not on the beach. That was Lincoln Chafee, har har

Where’s Weirdest Place Ex-Sen. Scott Brown And Wife Ever ‘Did It’? No, Not In The Butt.

Where's the strangest place Scott Brown and his wife, who he may have seen naked more than once, have ever done sexxytimes? None of your business!
OK, we do like the little kid with the 'Sing About Clean Air' Sign.

Um, Yeah, Bernie’s Gonna Have To Ask You To Stop Chanting ‘Lock Her Up!’ That’d Be Great.

Bernie Sanders's former campaign manager thinks diehard Bernie supporters could act a little less like Trump supporters. Dreamer.
Let's be hairful out there

Poor Donald Trump Wasn’t Allowed To Cosplay Like He Was A Cop At NYPD

Donald Trump really wanted to address a roll call at an NYPD precinct the day after the Dallas killings, and then maybe sit in a squad car and make the siren go.
News man.

Now Even Court Transcripts Are Lying About How Bill O’Reilly Maybe Beated Up His Wife

Just a couple days after the story broke of Bill O'Reilly's alleged abuse of his ex-wife, Maureen McPhilmy, court transcripts have surfaced that appear to support the allegation that Bill O'Reilly assaulted McPhilmy in front of their daughter several...
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Bill O’Reilly: My Daughter Is A Dirty Liar, I Never Beated Up Her Mom

Bill O'Reilly would like you all to know he never ever assaulted his ex-wife, Maureen McPhilmy -- never happened, not true, no way. Forget that story Monday about him dragging her down a staircase by the neck. Shut up, or he'll rip...

Who Needs Big Coastal Cities Like New York Anyway, Says Koch Brothers Climate Shill

This post made possible by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair For Can You Even Believe This Bullshit? Tom Ashbrook's NPR show On Point is a national treasure, and if you're not listening to it, then you can't party with us....

Watch Jimmy Kimmel Keep Poking Hillary Clinton With A Stick (Video)

So here's Jimmy Kimmel just cold prodding Hillary Clinton again and again to ask her if she's going to run for president, almost past the point of discomfort. The little dance between interviewers and (possible) candidate is the focus...

Bad Vlad Putin’s Ukrainian Shenanigans Leave WND With Battered Wingnut Syndrome

There are few more depressing experiences than hearing a friend rationalize the violent behavior of an abusive boyfriend. (Yes, we know girlfriends can be physically abusive too, sometimes, like 10 percent of the time, but we are not talking...

Mike Huckabee Explains How Taking Dead Girl Off Life Support Is Like Forced Abortions In Auschwitz

By now you probably know the sad, awful story of Jahi McMath, the Oakland, California 13-year-old who suffered complications after a complex tonsillectomy, leaving her brain-dead. Her family, however, refuses to accept that "no blood flow to the brain"...

Fearing Witchcraft, House Republicans Pull Proposal For National Science Laureate

Thanks to the efforts of global warming deniers, House leadership has quietly pulled a bill that would have created an honorary, unpaid position of "American Science Laureate," saving the nation's schoolchildren from the specter of encountering dangerous pro-science messages....

Breitbart Unafraid To Ask: Why Is Oprah Winfrey Such A Racist Liar?

Did you know Oprah Winfrey "jumped into" the George Zimmerman trial, and she also has a movie coming out, and these two facts bond and twist together into a double helix of bad intent to make her the Greatest...