Tag: Democrats

Hey Mitch McConnell, It’s Time For You To STFU Again

Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.

Elizabeth Warren And Pals Introduce Bill To F*ck Trump’s Rich Cabinet Right In The Ear

A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Donald Trump Saves Eight Congressional Ethics Jobs From Going To Mexico! (OR DOES HE?)

DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.

House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They’re Already So Ethical

What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.

Intel Committee: Snowden Gave Our Sh*t To Russia Because He’s A Typical F*cking Millennial

The House Intelligence Committee does not care for Edward Snowden's hijinks!

Walking in a Nuclear Winter Wonderland! Wonkagenda for Friday, December 23, 2016

Trump's love of nukes, Putin hates Democrats, Rachel Maddow grills Kellyanne Conway! Your daily news brief!
Come at me, Bro!

Harry Reid Would Like To Dick-Punch James Comey One More Time, Please

Dick-punching Comey is never not a good idea.

Chuck Schumer Announces Plan To Grow Spine On Obamacare, Let GOP Hang Itself

Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!

Kellyanne Conway Will Run Twitter Lynch Mob, For Donald Trump, America, And So Much $$$!

Conway will fulfill her dreams, by directing an online Twitter trolling horde, for Donald Trump!
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.

Badass Nancy Pelosi Officially Re-Elected Boss Of You

The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!

Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard Just Met With Donald Trump, So That’s … Neat?

We need to talk about Kevin populism, and identity politics, and Bernie Sanders and Tulsi Gabbard. Does that mean you get to go hogwild in the comments? It does not. We have stopped the fighting, and the fingerpointing blame-gaming,...
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Harry Reid, Democrats Ask Donald Trump To Deport Steve Bannon Back To 1938

People seem not to like this Steve Bannon. Maybe it's the haircut. Or the fascism.

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!

Barack Obama Tells Donald Trump To Stop Being Such A Pussy About The Election

President Obama is pretty sure Donald Trump doesn't have what it takes to live in the White House.

Donald Trump Knows Somebody’s Doing The Firebombing, And It Is Animal Democrats

When a GOP office in North Carolina was firebombed, Democrats and everybody else came together to help them rebuild.