Trump idiots just can't understand why Democrats aren't APPLAUDING him for firing James Comey!
Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
In which we say One Nice Thing about Neil Gorsuch. Also, this is your open thread!
Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
Pussgrab McWeakSad had a weak and sad night!
HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!
Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE!
Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!
This thread is open, like Trump's and Comey's hearts are to each other, ALLEGEDLY.
Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump's statement after his big boy intelligence briefing leaves much to be desired.
Everything you need to know about the latest developments in the Russian hacking story!