Tag: Democrats

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Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.

Badass Nancy Pelosi Officially Re-Elected Boss Of You

The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!

Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard Just Met With Donald Trump, So That’s … Neat?

We need to talk about Kevin populism, and identity politics, and Bernie Sanders and Tulsi Gabbard. Does that mean you get to go hogwild in the comments? It does not. We have stopped the fighting, and the fingerpointing blame-gaming,...
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Harry Reid, Democrats Ask Donald Trump To Deport Steve Bannon Back To 1938

People seem not to like this Steve Bannon. Maybe it's the haircut. Or the fascism.

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!

Barack Obama Tells Donald Trump To Stop Being Such A Pussy About The Election

President Obama is pretty sure Donald Trump doesn't have what it takes to live in the White House.

Donald Trump Knows Somebody’s Doing The Firebombing, And It Is Animal Democrats

When a GOP office in North Carolina was firebombed, Democrats and everybody else came together to help them rebuild.
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Jesus Abandons Donald Trump

Big Christian magazines are condemning Trump and he's losing evangelical support, LOL!

Clinton Ad Highlights How Trump’s Words Make Girls Feel Like Garbage

Probably the scariest thing, to me, about the idea of a Trump presidency is that we as a country will be rewarding and validating the behavior of middle school bullies across the land. The lesson we try to teach...

Paul Ryan So Sad Hillary Clinton Was Mean To That Nice Trump Boy

Paul Ryan is quite dismayed at the tone this election has taken, with all the insults and and bullying and name-calling and meanness coming... from the Clinton campaign. And he thinks Donald Trump deserves an apology! Early on Thursday, in...

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Hawaiian GOP Candidate’s Jebus War Against Tulsi Gabbard Too Crazy For Hawaiian GOP

A Republican nominee for Congress accuses her Democratic opponent, incumbent Tulsi Gabbard, of being a devil worshipper because Gabbard is Hindu. She also hates Japanese-Americans. She seems nice.
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Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn’t Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza’s High Intellectual Standards

Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.

How Many Blue States Is Donald Trump Imaginary Winning In This Week? So Many!

Hey Trumpkins! Are you sick of winning YET? Because my god, Trump is just winning so hard, all over the place these days, and you've got to have some serious winning fatigue by now! As we learned Tuesday, Trump...

Donald Trump SO MAD Colorado Fire Marshal Refused To Let Him Die In A Fire

Trump got stuck in an elevator and rescued by firefighters, and then insulted the fire marshal for not letting too many people in the building for his rally.

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