Tag: Democrats

OH GOLLY GEE HIP HOORAY, we think we found a story about the Democratic primary that will NOT make anybody weep and wail and...

Though Thursday night's Democratic Debate saw a lot of actual fighting between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton, it might have been more notable for...

Land sakes, the Iowa caucuses are stupid and dumb. We already 'splained why they are undemocratic and just overall a shitshow on a massive...

Bad news, everybody, but the Bernie Sanders campaign seems to be doing dirty tricks. Stop doing dirty tricks, Bernie Sanders campaign! Operatives from Bernie Sanders'...

It has come to our attention that a young man on the internet has all the feels for Bernie Sanders. Oh, sorry, we ought to be...

Damn those people in Flint, Michigan, with their fake poisoned water and their evil master plans to get more of The Blacks to vote...

You know how it can be when you're running for an important job like president of the United States. There are so many flights and...

Are you all ready for another of the most important televised debates of the 2016 election? It should be sometime in the spring, we...

In the lead-up to Thursday night's 74th Annual Daily Republican Debate, we were really hoping for a balls-out birthering cage match between Donald Trump and...

Boy, that Hillary Clinton is good! Not only did she trick Georgia Rep. Lynn Westmoreland, and the rest of the Republicans, into "stepping in a...

If you are an old who remembers when, you might think Nevada Sen. Harry Reid is an odd choice for Wonkette's Legislative Badass of 2015. Reid...

Happy day after Christmas, Wonk-Wonks! Did Santa bring you all the dildos you asked for? Gee whiz, we hope so, but probably not, because...

Are you all ready for the most important televised debate of the 2016 election? It should be sometime in the spring, we think. In...

It's not exactly a lovefest breaking out, but the Democratic National Committee and the Bernie Sanders campaign have made a sort of peace that...

Uh oh and oh no and tsk-tsk. It seems the Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign For Socialist Czar of America was all up inside Hillary Clinton's...

Did God drop Ben Carson on his head at some point? Maybe sometime after He provided the answers for Carson's chemistry final? Honest question....

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