Tag: Democrats

Oh look, it is another Super Tuesday, because all Tuesdays are Super when you get to engage in DEMOCRACY! Just kidding, Tuesday is the...

AHOY WONKERS, HOW'S TRICKS? We are fine, thank you for asking. Welcome to Saturday, the day when we deliver unto you the weekly Top Ten...

Despite the obvious chemistry, Paul says he is not the kind of Speaker who goes in for party unification on the first date, and is withholding his endorsement until he gets flowers.

By our abacus, there are just a few more hours before the polls close in the New York Primary at 9 PM. What will...

In all the gross bad terrible news about anti-gay bills coming out of the South, there have been a few shining lights, specifically,...

Um, Ben Carson is almost as bad at supporting people for president as he is at running for president. We did not actually...

Oh look, it is an old picture of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose eating soup, like a lady! Why are we showing you this...

Oh what a night it was in the way Up Nort' state of Wisconsin! It was a night that the punditocrats all said Ted...

Let's say you've just won a special election for a seat in your state senate. Let's also say that although the governor of your...

Remember how the GOP autopsied itself after 2012 down at the plantation (the actual plantation) and discovered it is a racist, sexist, everythingphobic piece of...

Tuesday, we told you the story of gay-hatin' Republican North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory, who is appalled and upset and giving life a...

MADE YOU LOOK. Barack Obama still hasn't accepted our prayer request to do a nakey-time sexy shoot, preferably alongside his new pal Canadian Prime Minister...

Hillary Clinton is guilty of many things. She does emails to Sidney Blumenthal about what a gas it would be to do Benghazi a...

BREAKING NEWS because it doesn't happen often: Tucker Carlson, as you may have ascertained from the headline (because you are SMART is why) is...

Know what's a Not Nice thing to say to a human lady who ain't got no boy testes? That you want to "neuter" her....

As promised, Oval-Office-thiever-in-chief Barry B. Bamz O'Baby YoMama nominated a perfectly reasonable and qualified white dude to fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. As...

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