Tag: democratic convention

Badass Nancy Pelosi Officially Re-Elected Boss Of You

The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.
READ A BOOK!

Deleted Comments: That Wonkette’s Being All Fascist And Racist And Defending George W Bush Again

Let's see who's angry at Yr Wonkette this week. Oh, it is everyone who has ever read us, according to commenters we've never seen before.
Maybe Trump can yell at her now

Tammy Duckworth Not About To Let Donald Trump Go Around With A Purple Heart On

Donald Trump was delighted to be given a replica of a Purple Heart medal from a veteran, saying he'd always wanted one. Vets who've received the real thing aren't too amused.
Or maybe it's actually about ethics in games journalism

CNN’s Brian Stelter Kicks Ass Of Trumpkin Insisting Fight With Khan Family Somehow About Terrorism

CNN's Brian Stelter came dangerously close to doing a journalism on a Trump aide Sunday. These things happen sometimes, but not often enough to worry about.
This is really going awfully well for him, isn't it?

Parents Of Dumb Muslim War Hero Continue Doing Terrorism To Donald Trump

Donald Trump's idiot attacks on Khizr and Ghazala Khan, the parents of Army Capt. Humayun S.M. Khan, have of course continued, because as everyone knows, you are not allowed to ever criticize Donald Trump without being subjected to a...
Who ya got?

Donald Trump Wishes He Could Haul Off And Punch DNC Speakers Like BAM! So Hard

Donald Trump says he'd really like to hit some of the speakers at the Democratic convention really hard. Metaphorically. For now.

Hey Mr. Trump: Is A Muslim War Hero’s Father American Enough For You?

The final night of the Democratic National Convention belonged to Hillary Clinton and her speech accepting the party's nomination, but it was owned by Mr. Khizr Khan, the father of Army Captain Humayun S.M. Khan, who died in Iraq...
Waiting for concern troll to say we advocate electrocuting Trump. DO NOT ELECTROCUTE TRUMP!

Stop Saying Donald Trump Mocks People With Disabilities: His Buildings Are Accessible!

Donald Trump is pretty sure he'd never be insensitive to folks with disabilities. After all, his hotels have elevators, don't they?

DNC Night Four: Hillary Clinton Makes History, Bill Makes Sammiches. Your Wonket Livebloog!

It's the final night of the Democratic National Convention! Watch for falling balloons!
This man knows malarky when he sees it

Watch Old Handsome Joe Biden Kick Sixteen Kinds Of Ass In His DNC Speech

Old Handsome Joe Biden delivered one fine Old Handsome Joe Biden speech at the DNC Wednesday. He's electric as ever.
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Tyrant Barack Obama Warns Trump Is The Real Deal

President Obama's speech at the DNC Wednesday offered some thoughts on who the un-American candidate in this election is. It's the guy who has a list of demands, not policy proposals.

DNC Night Three: Let’s Meet This Tim Kaine Person, Shall We? Also, Barry Bamz! A Livebloog

It's Night Three of the Democratic Convention. Let's watch together.
If only Democrats loved America. Sad!

Donald Trump Wishes Democrats Would Maybe Use Some Patriotic Imagery, The Commies

Predictably, Donald Trump insists Democrats don't love the flag enough. It's a star spangled lie, but he'll get mileage out of it.
Sounds like he needs to SPLAIN some things to his campaign.

If It’s Bernie Or Bust, And It Won’t Be Bernie, What Does That Leave?

The BOO-erners were much more scarce on Night Two of the convention, just as we predicted!

Hillary Clinton Inspires America’s Little Girls To Become Corporatist Shills, Or President

Hillary Clinton would like to have a word with you young ladies out there: Get yourselves elected.