Is Washington the pussiest city ever? Shuts down completely at the first sight of snow, no one gets any work done in the summer ’cause it’s too hot, every day another pneumatic hammer is mistaken for a terrorist attack, and now the entire city is crippled by A LITTLE RAIN. The IRS, Justice, Commerce, the National goddam Archives, and huge swaths of the Metro — closed! Because it’s a bit wet! Anyway, continuing our coverage-by-proxy of the state of the Democratic Party, we’ve received what we’re pretty sure is the definitive reports on the DNC flood-watch: MORE »

If we can’t trust the Democratic Party to keep their own offices dry, how can we expect them to keep us safe? MORE »