democracy
Election Observers Will Observe Hugo Chavez’s Earthquake Machine
“Election observers” (CIA people) are in Venezuela, probably trying for another coup d’etat? Let’s hope so! As international delegates begin trickling into Venezuela to oversee Sunday’s National Parliamentary election, some in this nation of 27 million say there are too few coming too late to watch the hotly contested vote. While the delegates will be [...]
White House Transcriptionists Beg For Trade Group Leadership Role
The race for who will rule the captured souls of the White House Correspondents’ Association has begun, and it is almost exactly like regular politics. Ballots aren’t due until July 15, but WHCA reporters are whispering these actual things to each other, at work, right now: “My expectation was that I would be running unopposed” [...]
Michele Bachmann Performs Online Tonight — Don’t Miss Out!
OMG you guys, this is more awesome than a Night Ranger/Styx double-bill: According to the teabagging fetishist website Ensuring Liberty, “rock star” Congressvixen Michele Bachmann will be performing LIVE and IN CONCERT at a virtual town hall meeting tonight at 8 PM EST, with fellow Congressional “rock star” Steve King as her opening act. Real [...]
Most Americans Hate Government, Democracy Itself
Important cable teevee station CNN has commissioned two (2) polls of the Americans, and the results are bad for the Tea Baggers’ beloved “U.S. Constitution” and “Democracy,” so it’s a good thing those people don’t actually like either of those things, when it leads to a common slave becoming the so-called “People’s President” who puts [...]
Ron Paul Hates Freedom & Democracy (In Iran)
If there’s one thing everybody can agree upon, it’s that the brave democracy protesters in Iran deserve at least our moral support, right? It’s not like it costs money or risks our safety to, say, put a “me too” green stripe on our dumb blogs, right? NO WRONG, IDIOTS, Ron Paul just cast the lone [...]
McCain: Let’s Go Give Those A-rabs In Wherever A New Election, HEHNGNN?
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Here’s more of John McCain making a damn ruckus over Iran. He truly believes that the United States must do whatever it can — use all available options! — to ensure Iran counts all votes in its domestic presidential election. (And it also [...]
Son of ‘Candid Camera’ Host Couldn’t Care Less What You Think
U.S. Generals Finally Admit They’re Not In Iraq For ‘Democracy,’ Either
Mike Gravel Wants You to Have to Vote Even More Often
As Vote for New President Nears, Democracy Disappoints Americans
Senior Military Officials Suggest Next Iraqi Ruler Be Chosen Via Farcical Aquatic Ceremony
Ted Stevens Still Amazed, Terrified by Intercontinental Telegraphy
Rumors on the Internets: Gee But It’s Great To Be Back Home
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