OMG, you guys, Glenn Beck is dying! At least we think so, as he is very cryptic about it. He got all teary and such on his radio show today, and while that’s pretty much an every-second occurrence for him, this time he seemed resigned to the fact that he will die, or something, soon. […]

OLD PEOPLE  12:10 pm June 5, 2008

by Sara K. Smith

OBVIOUS HUMOR EXPLAINED: An important Scientific Study reveals that sarcasm is actually a form of mind-reading, so congratulations Wonkette fans, you get a BIG GOLD STAR for your paranormal brilliance. [NYT]

JOHN MCCAIN  1:06 pm April 19, 2007

Sing Along With Walnuts!

by Ken Layne