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While the douchebag asks his 500-word question he got off Free Republic, McCain spends the entire time picking/blowing his nose, which is really presidential! MORE »

There’s a lot of talk these days about stopping dangerous lunatics before they kill, so we just wanted to bring America’s attention to a batshit old man who needs 24-hour supervision in an Insane Asylum, now:

Another man — wondering if an attack on Iran is in the works — wanted to know when America is going to “send an air mail message to Tehran.” McCain began his answer by changing the words to a popular Beach Boys song.

“Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran,” he sang to the tune of Barbara Ann.

McCain visits Murrells Inlet [Georgetown Times]