delusions

TRIGGER WARNING: SCHADENFREUDE 8:50 am November 9, 2012

Come, Drink In Delusional Mitt Romney’s Election-Night Sadness With Us

Oh boy, we have now reached our favorite part of the election cycle: the end! It’s great because (a) the stressful part is over and (b) all the low-level staffers for both campaigns start telling secrets to the reporters that they most want to sleep with. And so it was that the lucky folks at [...]

IT'LL BE A LANDSLIDE 10:28 am March 19, 2012

Mitt Romney: If We Can’t Win Latinos, How Did We Win Puerto Rico, HENGHHH?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Mitt Romney, bless his heart, has reached the “delusion” portion of the campaign trail. “Those people who don’t think that Latinos will vote for Republicans need to take a look at Puerto Rico and see there that conservative principles and Latino voters go together,” he said, listing interests Latinos shared with other voters, like jobs. [...]

SPORTS 1:30 pm January 4, 2012

Rick Perry Still in This Thing, Because Governing Texas Is So Last Summer

by Liz Colville

The night after finishing fifth place in Iowa, ahead of now-quitter Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, one of the most subdued dudes (subdudes!) ever, was up running around a lake in serious winter running gear, his hair as unkempt and fluffy as a lamb’s. He tweeted something about training for a marathon? And it included this [...]

REPUBLICANS 10:24 am January 29, 2008