Tag: delusions

Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!

Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.

Come, Drink In Delusional Mitt Romney’s Election-Night Sadness With Us

Oh boy, we have now reached our favorite part of the election cycle: the end! It's great because (a) the stressful part is over and (b) all the low-level staffers for both campaigns start telling secrets to the...

Mitt Romney: If We Can’t Win Latinos, How Did We Win Puerto Rico, HENGHHH?

Mitt Romney, bless his heart, has reached the "delusion" portion of the campaign trail. “Those people who don’t think that Latinos will vote for Republicans need to take a look at Puerto Rico and see there that conservative principles...

Rick Perry Still in This Thing, Because Governing Texas Is So Last Summer

The night after finishing fifth place in Iowa, ahead of now-quitter Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, one of the most subdued dudes (subdudes!) ever, was up running around a lake in serious winter running gear, his hair as unkempt and...