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Tag: defense

Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Donald Trump To NATO: Pay Up, Suckers

Donald Trump's brilliance as an international negotiator was on display as he explained he'd insist on payment up front before defending NATO allies.

Fox & Friends: Republican Senator Not Republican Enough To Win Confirmation To Obama’s Cabinet

There is absolutely nothing President Bablack H. Obamblack can do to make the GOP happy. Putting forward the Heritage Foundation's pro-business healthcare reform? SOCIALISMS. Proposing the Republican answer to climate change (from back when Republicans believed in climate change),...

Washington Post: Work Till You Are Dead Or Iran Will Kill You Anyway

Listen you guys. We know that you were looking forward to retiring at 67, but we just can't have that because if we do, Iran will get a nuclear weapon and blow us up. This is the ACTUAL ARGUMENT...

AEI Hack Just Asking If We Should Cut Food Stamps and Give the Money to the Military

Hey you guys, quick question, it'll only take a minute. Which would you choose, food stamps or the Department of Defense? Because Mackenzie Eaglen, Resident Fellow at the American Enterprise Institute, posed this ethnical dilemma in the headline of...

Republicans Renege On Debt Deal, For A Change

The thing about the deficit is that it will cause the end of the world and is an existential threat to freedom, which is why it is so important to deny entitlements to Poors and Olds. Tax increases for...

Shutdown-Averting ‘Budget Package’ Actually Increases Spending This Year

Last November, the Teabaggers won the House for the Republicans, which meant government spending and all post-18th century bureaucracy was gone forever, yay. Except, that big budget deal that saved us all from government shutdown? It's going to make...

Obama Reveals New Budget That Won’t Be Approved

President Obama unveiled his 2012 budget proposal today, and everybody who pays attention to these things said, "Eh, too much/not enough." Even with the tax increases for the wealthy and the humble request that U.S. multinationals occasionally pay a...

Ben ‘Big Gay Wario’ Nelson Offers Crucial Support To ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ Repeal

Monstrous Nebraska Sen. Ben Nelson is being very liberal again, just like he was when he "jumped the shark" and personally added "free abortions for all" to the health care bill last year. This time around, he is planning...

SENATE APPROVES GAY HATE CRIMES/WAR BILL: The Senate finally approved after 10 billion years a measure to include gay people and all sorts of wacky gender hybrids under the "hate crimes umbrella," as part of a massive massive war/death/killing...

Al Franken Saves Ladies From Rape! Republicans Upset

Al Franken is like the best Senator ever, maybe. Here he talking for seven minutes yesterday about his amendment to a defense appropriations bill that would defund KBR (Halliburton) or any other contractor that forces its employees to waive...

Obama Forces Uppity Republican To Run The Army

New York Republican Rep. John McHugh, ranking GOP member of the House Armed Services Committee, wrote this thing for The Hill yesterday that very politely and professionally urged his fellow Republicans to hit Barack Obama hard over Iran, North...

Why Does Barack Obama Want To Eliminate All Defense Spending By Increasing Defense Spending?

JESUS CHRIST Republicans get away with everything when it comes to Warring, hmm? Barack Obama and Bob Gates raised defense spending by 4%, or $20 billion, for the new budget, but made cuts to missile defense programs -- that...

Fake Bollywood Video Will Ruin Israeli-Indian Relationship For A Generation

Well, this is alarming! An Israeli arms company made a video about its wonderful relationship with the Indian military, and the end product is ... sort of indescribable. Watchy watchy, if you hate your life/freedom/tasteful things.

Who Will Be Obama’s Token Republican Cabinet Member?

Our nation's Presidents have a long and glorious history of promising "bipartisan healing" and such when it comes to Cabinet appointments. They say they will appoint members of the opposition party to important positions and then they give some...