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Tag: decriminalization

Conservatives Can’t BELIEVE California Legalized Child Prostitution, Probably Because IT DIDN’T

Why does California want all the children to have sex for money? Oh right, it doesn't, and the Republicans are lying again. We almost forgot.
Everybody must get stoned

Sexxxy Richard Branson Says UN Should Drop Drug Policy Of ‘Keep Hitting Yourself’

Richard Branson, famous rich person and repository of some of the world's remaining sexxxiness reserves since the passing of Prince (PBUH), is so MAD, you guys, about the latest United Nations Drug Policy Agreement that just came out. Branson, the billionaire...

Nebraska and Oklahoma Harshing Colorado’s Mellow With Totally Uncool Lawsuit, Man

Colorado is coming up on its one-year weediversary! In keeping with the paper gift traditionally given on first anniversaries, two of its neighbors went in on a lovingly handcrafted lawsuit. In the most serious legal challenge to date against Colorado's legalization of...
You shut up, and you shut up, and you shut up

If We Could Quarantine Stupid, New Jersey Wouldn’t Have A Governor

When it comes to Ebola, there's what the experts say -- no, travel bans won't work; no, we should not quarantine everyone who sneezes on a subway; no, you can't get Ebola by looking at a picture of President...

House Passes ‘No Welfare For Weed’ Bill, Which Fails To Ban Welfare For Weed

After coming back from a five-week "district work period" for eight action-packed days of legislating, members of the House and Senate went slinking out of DC on Thursday while mumbling over their shoulders that they'd be on email if...

At The Times, A Call To Legalize Marijuana (Except At The Times)

Did you hear that the editorial board of the New York Times is calling on Congress to repeal Prohibition 2.0 and allow adult U.S. Americans to smoke 'em if you got 'em? It has been more than 40 years since...

New Hampshire State Senator Threatens To Narc Out Pro-Pot Student, For Freedom (Updated)

Hey, kids, here's a new frontier in "constituent service" -- when a college student wrote a letter to New Hampshire state Sen. Andy Sanborn (not to be confused with the "dick in a box" guy) arguing for the decriminalization...

Jimmy Carter Continues To Be Most Awesome Living Ex-President

All y'all with your Bubba hard-ons can leave right now until the next post comes on. Official Wonkette Editorial Policy proclaims Jimmy Carter the bitchinest, raddest, most fuckin' greatest of all living ex-presidents and probably the dead ones too. Former...