Tag: decline and fall

John McCain’s Hurt Feelings Will Run Your Life Forever, America

Hey Americans! Do you like governance by snit? OF COURSE YOU DO. What country wouldn't want its fate determined by petty grievances and your leaders generally acting like whiny little bitchcakes towards one another? We sure do love it!...

Stock Up Now On Your End Times Accessories For Dorks And Paranoids

If you are rational folk (and some tiny portion of you, we presume, must not just be whimsical drunks), you probably feel like you made it thru Bamz' first term OK. The sky didn't fall, banks weren't nationalized, no...

Happy Holiday Bargain Day!

On this Holy Day of going to the Big Box stores and outlet malls to use up whatever's left of the American Consumer's shrinking credit line, as a permanent jobless/starving class approaches one-fourth of the entire population and constant...