Tag Archives: decline and fall

  this is why we can't have nice things

John McCain’s Hurt Feelings Will Run Your Life Forever, America

Hey Americans! Do you like governance by snit? OF COURSE YOU DO. What country wouldn’t want its fate determined by petty grievances and your leaders generally acting like whiny little bitchcakes towards one another? We sure do love it! USA! So what is the latest crucial thing that is being blocked by someone having a sad? Chuck Hagel’s nomination, of course! Who is doing the sadblocking this time? Good old….actually, bad fucking old John McCain: Read more on John McCain’s Hurt Feelings Will Run Your Life Forever, America…
  survival of the stupidest

Stock Up Now On Your End Times Accessories For Dorks And Paranoids

If you are rational folk (and some tiny portion of you, we presume, must not just be whimsical drunks), you probably feel like you made it thru Bamz’ first term OK. The sky didn’t fall, banks weren’t nationalized, no one took away your guns, and no one really managed to give you socialist healthcare (THANK GOD FOR THAT). On the other hand, if you are the sorta given to paranoia, the Kenyan socialist pretender’s relatively sleepy (EXCEPT FOR KILLING BIN LADEN. BOOYA!) centrist first term is merely the portent of doom to come, the not-calm before the storm, the harbinger of the apocalypse. And with all that ready to come crashing down on you, you’d better get prepping: Read more on Stock Up Now On Your End Times Accessories For Dorks And Paranoids…
  black friday

Happy Holiday Bargain Day!

On this Holy Day of going to the Big Box stores and outlet malls to use up whatever’s left of the American Consumer’s shrinking credit line, as a permanent jobless/starving class approaches one-fourth of the entire population and constant economic fear is the standard emotion for all but the richest 5%, what are Washington’s concerns? Preserving very low tax rates for the very richest Americans, spending hundreds of billions losing wars against nobody in places like Afghanistan, and the institutionalized harassment of people who can still afford tickets on the nation’s commercial airlines. Did you give enough thanks for all this, yesterday? Read more on Happy Holiday Bargain Day!…
 

Washington Is A Foul Hellscape Of Rats

The most widespread form of “life” in Washington is the common Norway Rat, which completely owns the miserable District. Like most stunned bumpkins forced by bad luck or weird morals to the nation’s foul capital, the new editor of Reason magazine is horrified to find that dog-sized vermin live in every home, even the White House. Read more on Washington Is A Foul Hellscape Of Rats…
 

That retarded South Carolina teen beauty queen gal will finally be able to buy maps for hungry Americans because now she’s a model for Donald Trump’s tramp agency. [World Net Daily] Read more on …