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LIBERTY

Paultards Draft Strange Declaration of Independence Thing

Monday, April 14th, 2008

The Paultards, as you can see, are going to post “Liberty articles” to “the entrance to Congress” because “grant” asked them to. Grant has written some Declaration that divides the U.S. into land patents; whatever, we don’t know, and now we will copy-paste five arbitrarily comical paragraphs from it after the jump, because the fucker is burdensome. MORE »