Tag Archives: decisions

  stop hitting yourself

Fox’s Dana Perino Knows How to Reduce Domestic Violence

In the wake of that football player shooting his  girlfriend and also an entire human history of widespread violence against women,Fox’s Dana Perino has an innovative solution  to end the abuse! Did you know that probably a majority of the time, women who are beaten consciously make a decision to be with the right nut at the right time in the right Applebee’s parking lot? Read more on Fox’s Dana Perino Knows How to Reduce Domestic Violence…
  legislatin' from the bench

Supreme Court Strikes Down D.C. Handgun Ban, Immediately Shoots At Random People

They’ve been talking about it for a while, but the ACTIVIST judges of the Supreme Court today struck down Washington, D.C.’s ban on handgun ownership, voting along Ideological Lines. Hooray! Because we all have guns, and now we don’t have to hide them under our pillows with the safety off anymore, which was not safe in the first place. Justice Antonin Scalia’s majority opinion went along the lines of: “If a bunch of blacks in Anacostia shoot each other, how the hell does that affect me, Tony Scalez?” [Washington Post] Read more on Supreme Court Strikes Down D.C. Handgun Ban, Immediately Shoots At Random People…
 

Bush Interview in Convenient/Worrying Graphic Form

Little Nicky Douglas over at the Huffington Post created the graphic you see above so that you don’t have to watch or read anything about President Bush’s interview on CBS last night. It’s the number of times he said the word “decision” in nine short minutes. Total Decision count: 24 decisions (including the two times he yelled it for some reason). Read more on Bush Interview in Convenient/Worrying Graphic Form…