Tag: debt ceiling

Wednesday night's (very dumb) CNBC Republican debate had barely ended before the RNC and individual campaigns were whining and kvetching -- to reporters, their moms, to...

HEY LADIES, big news! Paul Ryan is officially the Republican Party's nominee for new doomed speaker of the House of Representatives. (The full House...

With all of the drunk-quitting and SEX SCANDALS and absolute all-out civil war DRAMA in the Republican Party, and grown-ass men crying (literally, CRYING!)...

John Boehner is the worst kind of weak-willed pansy-ass yellow-bellied coward in modern politics. His recent decision to resign reeks not of courage, but...

It’s that time of year again, kids! The leaves are turning, students are back in school, and Congress is threatening to drive our national...

Raise your hand if you are about to get fucked over by Congress. (Hint: All of you should have a hand raised.) Now use...

We love a mystery! And this week's political mystery (apart from the continued popularity of Sarah Palin) is a real head-scratcher: In January, someone...

Bad news for anyone who was looking forward to another stupid debt ceiling standoff: popular television personality and Speaker of the Whole House John...

Could it be that Michele Bachmann has been visiting Jan Brewer's medicine cabinet? As we noted in our year-end review, the Arizona governor actually...

Hey Congress, watcha doing? Making laws and working hard, ahahahhaha, yeah right, pardon us and our humor. The House has already skipped town to...

Poor Michele Bachmann needs a hug. She called the reopening of the federal government after a two week shutdown "a very sad day," because...

On her FaceSpace page yesterday, Sarah Palin posted this photo of her son and nephew from about 15 years ago, gettin' all mavericky and...

Harry Reid is not perfect, as he'll be the first to tell you. Second to tell you will be your Wonket, your Wonkette, and...

OMG you guys, this Professor Barack Q. Obama Esquire, PhD., is just so mean, and professory, the way he's lecturing and rubbing Republicans' faces...

On this momentous occasion of the worst possible thing not happening, let's not concern ourselves overmuch with winners (Democrats, America) and losers (the Tea...

Alex Castellanos, the Cuban American GOP consultant, has correctly identified Ted Cruz's problem: he can't stop fucking animals. However! Alex Castellanos was incorrect when...

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