Tag: debates

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 10, 2016

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Trump Creeper Roger Stone: After Debate, Hillary Was Whisked Offstage, Put On Life Support

The Make-Things-Up-o-Sphere has a new twist on Hillary Clinton's debate performance: She barely survived the debate, then had to be connected to an oxygen tank immediately after.

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 23, 2016

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He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Donald Trump Doesn’t Want Debate Moderators, Because They Might Ask Him Questions

He thinks it would be better if he and Hillary just argued about stuff. So presidential!
And for Christ's sake, stop letting Trump claim he was against the battle at Wolf 359!

Hillz, Interrupted: Matt Lauer Not Very Good At Doing Journamalism

Huh. Someone managed to be worse at this job than Chuck Todd.
It's been a while since we've used this!

Donald Trump 90% Wrong At Commander-In-Chief Forum, Exceeds Expectations

Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 6, 2016

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Really a surprising number of pics of ponies reading the paper...all from one episode, sure...

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 2, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Friday, August 19, 2016

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He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Crybaby Donald Trump Is So Effin’ Scared To Debate Hillary Clinton, You Guys

Now he says OK fine, he will debate, but only if he gets to make all the rules and pick the moderators and get his butt licked, etc.
"Dear Mr. Trump. We at the NFL urge you not to get in our way.' There, that should do it

Donald Trump’s Debate Prep Strategy Mostly Involves Prepping To Weasel Out Of Debating

Donald Trump didn't just spend the weekend beating up on the family of a war hero, oh, heavens no! The man is a master of multi-weaseling, as he demonstrated in his Sunday interview with George Stephanopoulos on ABC's "This...
This is really going awfully well for him, isn't it?

Wonkagenda: Monday, August 1, 2016

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Who needs facts when you've got charm?

Donald Trump Not Prepping For Debates, Will Just Be Himself. Clinton Campaign OK With That

Donald Trump is going to be incredibly ready for his debates with Hillary Clinton, although he hasn't started preparing for them yet. September is FOREVER away.

Ted Cruz’s April Fools Joke Will Make You Die Of Gigglegasms And Go To Hell

Oh man, stop the presses because it is the official Worst Day Of The Internet, otherwise known as April Fools' Day! And what happens when the Worst Day Of The Internet combines with the Most Hated Senator Who Is...
Smug and Smugger

Donald Trump Knows Who Gets Yooge, Classy Pussy, Tucker Carlson, And It Is Donald Trump

Dear Christ help us, Tucker Carlson has written a think-piece for Politico in which he sermonizes to "Washington Republicans" -- you know, the bad, Establishment kind, not the honest decent folk who read the Daily Caller -- about how...