Tag: debate

Maryland U.S. Senate Debate Enlivened By Party-Crashing Green Candidate Doctor Woman (No A Different One)

Why didn't Jill Stein just rush the stage like this? Oh, yeah, Secret Service.

Donald Trump, Flaccid Man Of Chinese Steel: Yr Corporate Roundup

All your Corporate Malfeasance in one easy bite!

Old Handsome Joe Biden Just Saying Maybe Donald Trump Is Stupid As Hell

JOE BIDEN IS SO ANGRY AND IT IS WONDERFUL.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Pussy Donald Trump Already Complaining Debate Was #Rigged

Nobody saw this coming, wait yes we did.
Doesn't have the stamina to be president.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 20, 2016

Let's talk about Bad Hombres, that Nasty Woman, and turd polishing! Here's your news brief!

Welcome To The Third (And Last Ever?) Presidential Debate!

Ready, set, TRUMP CLINTON DEBATE LIVEBLOOG!

Trump Idiots: Really, Is ‘Grabbing Them By The Pussy’ Even *Wrong*?

Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.

Mike Pence Still In Love With Cuddly Pussburglar Donald Trump

Principles! Mike Pence does not have them!

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 5, 2016

You get in here and read your news, RIGHT NOW!
This is of course ridiculous. Fluttershy wouldn't even make it to the stage.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 4, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Your Weekly Top Ten Features Wonkette Baby Being AN ADORABLE BEATNIK

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.

Nobody Gives Donald Trump Credit For Not Wanting To F*ck 12-Year-Old Paris Hilton

Trump DEFINITELY watched Paris's sex tape, even though he's buddies with her family, because Trump is a disgusting pervert.

This Dude Is The Dumbest Trump Campaign Surrogate Of All, And That’s Sayin’ Something!

BREAKING: Chuck Todd actually committed an act of journalism!

Megyn Kelly Teaches Donald Trump’s Idiot Campaign Manager How Campaigns Work

It's NOT FAIR how Hillary keeps bringing up the terrible things Trump says about women, just because he says terrible things about women.

Fox News Reminds Stupid Fox News Hosts Not To Be So Stupid All The Time

BREAKING NEWS: Fox News has 'editorial standards.' WHO KNEW?

Awwww, SOMEBODY Says Donald Trump Won The Debate, And It Is Enemy Russia

Looks like Russians are the only ones who like what Trump has to say. Maybe he should move there and never come back.