Tag: death threats

Neo-Nazi Nerds Bitching About ‘Star Wars’ Again, Because Yoda Is A Rabbi Or Something

And don't even get them STARTED on Spock!

Citizen Shoots Up DC Pizza Place To Investigate Hillary Clinton’s Child Sex Ring, As One Does.

Fake News begets real news, which begets fake news that real news is fake.
Definitely not what Cliven Bundy is

Republicans Still Getting Fired For Saying Racist Crap About Obamas On Facebook, How Is That Fair?

You can't even say you're glad the monkey-people *lost* without being called a racist these days.
Axe Cop is not racist. But he is scary, and will chop off your head.

Worst Cop Ever Threatens Tiny Black Girl On Facebook To Teach Dallas Mom A Lesson

A Kansas police officer was fired after sending a death threat on Facebook to a black woman in Dallas, because that is the internet, isn't it?

Deleted Comments: Oh, Goody, It’s Time For ‘Pro-Lifers’ To Carry Out Some Vigilante Justice

Our deleted commenters' try some verbal fireworks, and blow off their own fingers. Don't try this at home!
He'll never be president, but he will be declared God of Narcissism

Donald Trump Doesn’t See Why Death Threats To Terrible Journalist Are Such A Big Deal

You'll be glad to know that Donald Trump has finally taken a firm position on the death threats and ugly anti-Semitic images sent to Julia Ioffe, the journalist who wrote a profile of Melania Trump in GQ. Unfortunately, that...

After GQ Profile Of Melania Trump, Fans Send Writer Amusing Auschwitz Pics, Death Threats

So a couple days ago, GQ ran a profile of Melania Trump that portrayed her as a pretty smart woman (hinting that she's actually smarter than her husband) who's private, ambitious, and like Donald, astonishingly gifted at giving opaque...

Donald Trump Rises Firm And Hard To Sue Artist Who Painted Him With Itty-Bitty Peener

If you've haunted the Interwebs regularly, you've probably already seen Los Angeles artist Illma Gore's now-infamous painting of a nude Donald Trump as a would-be emperor (and a less than impressively endowed one, at that) with no clothes on...

Snake Oil Bulletin: Anti-Vaxxers Get Up In Mark Zuckerberg’s Face, Plus Menstrual Beauty!

Salutations! It's time again for the Snake Oil Bulletin, a weekly compendium of the best in flim flam, phooey, and assorted nonsense. Are you ready to explore the mad mad mad mad world of anti-vaxxers? Of course you are,...
Still the dumbest book cover in the history of U.S. America

Silly Goose Allen West Casually Death Threats President Obama For Grabbing His Guns

GRRR ARGH RAGE MAD OBAMA'S TAKIN' YR GUNS BUT NOT IF ALLEN WEST CAN STOP IT OOH AHH ANGRY WORDS GRRRR!!!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!!! So, failed congressman, disgraced soldier, dirty whore pervert and all around human erectile dysfunction Allen West is mad about a...

Missouri Lawmaker Says Muslims Want To Abort Him, For Hating Planned Parenthood

Laughing at ridiculous state legislators, for their ridiculous ideas, is all fun and games, until someone threatens to kill them dead. And then it's like, "Hey, don't do that. That's rude!" Missouri state Sen. Kurt Schaefer is trying to stop a...
Nope, that is not what martyrs look like. Martyrs have swords or something, we think.

Loser Kentucky Clerk’s 15 Minutes Of Martyrdom Just About Up

At the end of the day Monday, the Supreme Court signed execution papers issued a zero-sentence ruling, denying Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis's emergency appeal to PLEASE, don't make her do marriage licenses for gays. Justice Elena Kagan could...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Anti-Vaxxer Death Squads Will Set Us Free

Welcome back, folks! It's time again for the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly guide for all the hottest tips and tricks to feng shui your crystals into an alignment more conducive for your chakral energy surges. Y'know, bullshit. We've...
He certainly is sorry.

Texas Cop Sorry Roughing Up Teens Offended You, But He Had A Hard Day Too

Hey, kids, we've reached an important milestone in the evolution of the Texas Pool Cop story: the all-important Notpology: The attorney for former McKinney police officer Eric Casebolt on Wednesday said that "he apologizes to all who were offended" by...
Nice work, Fox!

Texas Pool Party Cop Resigns To Spend More Time Wrestling His Family To The Ground

Well, that de-escalated quickly (we hope). Cpl. Eric Casebolt, the McKinney, Texas, police officer who was recorded throwing a 15-year-old girl to the ground and kneeing her in the back following a disturbance at a pool party, abruptly resigned...
Poor bastard can't even afford a shirt

Arizona Muslim-Hater Needs $10 Million To Save His Family, Mean GoFundMe Won’t Let Him Have It

Great American Patriot Jon Ritzheimer has had a wonderful and terrible week. He's the nice fellow with the "Fuck Islam!" t-shirt who organized that big "Free Speech (and Hate Islam) Rally" at the Islamic Community Center of Phoenix last...