Tag Archives: death threats

  Won't somebody think of the younglings?

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Anti-Vaxxer Death Squads Will Set Us Free

Welcome back, folks! It’s time again for the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly guide for all the hottest tips and tricks to feng shui your crystals into an alignment more conducive for your chakral energy surges. Y’know, bullshit. We’ve got a full collection of stories to cover so let’s dive right in. Read more on The Snake Oil Bulletin: Anti-Vaxxer Death Squads Will Set Us Free…
  It's Sad So Sad It's A Sad Sad Situation

Texas Cop Sorry Roughing Up Teens Offended You, But He Had A Hard Day Too

He certainly is sorry.
Hey, kids, we’ve reached an important milestone in the evolution of the Texas Pool Cop story: the all-important Notpology: The attorney for former McKinney police officer Eric Casebolt on Wednesday said that “he apologizes to all who were offended” by his actions while responding to a complaint at a pool party in McKinney, Texas. Read more on Texas Cop Sorry Roughing Up Teens Offended You, But He Had A Hard Day Too…
  Maybe Cleveland PD is Hiring

Texas Pool Party Cop Resigns To Spend More Time Wrestling His Family To The Ground

Nice work, Fox!
Well, that de-escalated quickly (we hope). Cpl. Eric Casebolt, the McKinney, Texas, police officer who was recorded throwing a 15-year-old girl to the ground and kneeing her in the back following a disturbance at a pool party, abruptly resigned on Tuesday. Casebolt’s actions following the party are still under investigation, and while he’ll keep his pension and benefits, he could face criminal charges. No, really, even in Texas! Read more on Texas Pool Party Cop Resigns To Spend More Time Wrestling His Family To The Ground…
  Send Lawyers Guns And Money. Mostly Money

Arizona Muslim-Hater Needs $10 Million To Save His Family, Mean GoFundMe Won’t Let Him Have It

Poor bastard can't even afford a shirt
Great American Patriot Jon Ritzheimer has had a wonderful and terrible week. He’s the nice fellow with the “Fuck Islam!” t-shirt who organized that big “Free Speech (and Hate Islam) Rally” at the Islamic Community Center of Phoenix last Friday, where armed idiots showed up to exercise their sacred right to be dicks, and to prove that Islam is very scary. Happily, the rally came off without anyone getting shot, thanks to a huge police presence. Oh, but Mr. Ritzheimer is now in fear for his life, because some idiots on Twitter threatened him, and now he needs to go into hiding to save his family, so would you all please donate to his GoFundMe? He figures $10 million should be enough to tide him over. Read more on Arizona Muslim-Hater Needs $10 Million To Save His Family, Mean GoFundMe Won’t Let Him Have It…
  The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

‘Oath Keepers’ Will Help You Do Armed Standoff With Feds, Whether You Want It Or Not

Exactly the same thing! Except for the nobody-gunned-down-by-redcoats part.
Oh goody, militia flakes and “Oath Keepers” are freaking out about the Bureau of Land Management doing tyranny all over an innocent landowner again, and they’re mobilizing Internet Commandos to load up the Suburban with guns and head to Oregon to defend a plucky Patriot from the Illegal Usurpations of an Out-of-Control Federal Government!! (All the exclamation points)! There aren’t any cows this time, but there’s a gold mine. Unfortunately, this time around, it looks like cooler heads may prevail, and where’s the fun (or long-overdue New American Revolution) in that? Read more on ‘Oath Keepers’ Will Help You Do Armed Standoff With Feds, Whether You Want It Or Not…
  At Least He Never Made Anyone Bake A Gay Cake

‘Family Values’ Lunatic Todd Kincannon Arrested Just For Showing Wife Who’s Boss

We assume he just dresses like that anyway, because in Obama's America, no one is free
Now there’s a mugshot that ought to gladden the hearts of many. Rightwing bile duct and former chairman of the South Carolina GOP Todd Kincannon was arrested Monday evening and is facing a charge of criminal domestic violence charge in court Tuesday. His arrest follows a March 26 incident in which Kincannon’s wife, Ashely Griffith, said that he had threatened to kill her, her family, and himself during a terror-filled drive home from a work event; she also told a Lexington County, South Carolina, sheriff’s deputy that they had a “history of unreported domestic violence” and that she feared Kincannon. Read more on ‘Family Values’ Lunatic Todd Kincannon Arrested Just For Showing Wife Who’s Boss…
  What A Friend We Have In Cheeses

Wonkette Fires Gay For Freedom, Make Us GoFundMe Now

Something must be done about all this nondiscriminating!
Yr Wonkette was pretty impressed by the story of Memories Pizza, the brave little Christian-owned pizzeria in Walkerton, Indiana, which announced it would definitely not cater any gay weddings, no way, not ever. It was a pretty brave stance, considering that there are probably fewer gay weddings featuring pizza than there are sightings of the Loch Ness Monster in Death Valley. Read more on Wonkette Fires Gay For Freedom, Make Us GoFundMe Now…
  99 Problems And A patriarchy Ain't One

How Are The Feminists Keeping Men From Getting Laid Today?

Guess he taught that cuni a lesson.
Nothing like kicking off 2015 with a few stories about how bad men have it in today’s modern feminist-dominated world, where men are on the verge of being ruined by all these radical feminists running loose and running everything, but still not doing sex to the Men’s Rights Activists for some reason. Read more on How Are The Feminists Keeping Men From Getting Laid Today?…
  Bikini Kill

Stupid Swimsuit Model Does Not Respect The Gun, Should Probably Die

Over a Barrel
On Wednesday, you may recall, there was some gunplay in Canada, which was terrible and wrong because the shooting was done by a bad guy with a gun, who was then stopped by a good guy — actually a pretty awesome guy — with a gun. And people wrote all kinds of things about it on the Twitterbox, as one does. Unfortunately, one of the people who went and had an opinion about it was swimsuit model person Chrissy Teigen, who wrote the most OUTRAGEOUSLY INSANE thing about guns ever: Read more on Stupid Swimsuit Model Does Not Respect The Gun, Should Probably Die…
  something something cannoli

Al Sharpton Denies He Was Ever A Matinee Hero Mob Informant For The FBI

Yesterday, The Smoking Gun published a ninety-zillion word story on Al Sharpton’s time as an FBI informant who spent several years helping the bureau — oh, sorry, The Bureau — get leads on Mafia figures in the Genovese crime family, even using a wired briefcase to record conversations. And yet, despite the marketability of such an exciting narrative, Sharpton has so far disputed much of the Smoking Gun’s story, and denies that he was an informant, insisting that he was actually the victim of threats from organized crime, and that therefore the limited cooperation that he gave the FBI didn’t count as “informing,” and no way was he an “informant.” We can’t for the life of us imagine why any public figure would want to deny their role in investigating the criminal activities of the mob, really. Read more on Al Sharpton Denies He Was Ever A Matinee Hero Mob Informant For The FBI…
  kill 'em all

WND Idiot Erik Rush Calls For Death To All Muslims, Finds Subsequent Death Threats Lazy And Boring

You know what is apparently hard to understand? Conservative “sarcasm.” Hilarious, poorly timed, weak ass sarcasm, especially when it isn’t. As Boston was being terrorized and Dok Zoom was live blogging for us all on Monday, the social networks were ablaze with heartbroken exclamations of horror, shock, grief and sadness, and because this is America – bigoted, xenophobic outbursts and calls for more murder out the ying-yang. Of the many terribly wrong twerkers was one Erik Rush of WND and his masterful tweets of doom upon the entire Muslim population – and now the obligatory “he was just being sarcastic, liberals are all so stupid” and now he is getting death threats, because he made death threats and that is not funny. We here at Wonkette would like to point out that we are AGAINST DEATH THREATS, always, even death threats against those who make death threats. Oh then also he got SWATted. We are mostly against SWATting too, because of how it wastes law enforcement resources and time. Mostly. Read more on WND Idiot Erik Rush Calls For Death To All Muslims, Finds Subsequent Death Threats Lazy And Boring…
  terrorism

Charming ‘Pro-Life’ Folks Remember Dr. Tiller By Threatening To Murder Everyone Working At Clinic

Remember how, back in 2009, the “pro life” movement was horrified when its constant harassment and threats toward abortion providers inspired an extremist to murder Dr. George Tiller, and how it rethought those strategies in the wake of the killing? Yeah, neither do we. Four years on, a new clinic is opening to provide abortion services again in Wichita, Kansas — and even though the clinic will not be providing the late-term abortions that supposedly made George Tiller just like Josef Mengele, the death threats and harassment toward clinic employees have already kicked into high gear. We are not finding a lot of funny in this story. Will rage do? Read more on Charming ‘Pro-Life’ Folks Remember Dr. Tiller By Threatening To Murder Everyone Working At Clinic…
  please nobody tell peta

Probably Don’t Read This Story About Minnesota’s Barack Obama Death-Threat Cat-Murder

Minneapolis is apparently home to the newest Damien Hirst, as an art installation featuring the burned carcass of a cat, with an American flag staked through its heart and an Obama/Biden yard sign next to it, popped up in a public park yesterday. Clearly, though, the authorities don’t understand Conceptual Assemblage when they see it. A threat to President Obama in the form of a burned cat staked to a tree stump drew officers from several city and federal agencies to a south Minneapolis park before dawn on Monday. The cat’s carcass in Longfellow Park was staked with a handheld American flag on a small stick, according to a federal law enforcement official. Standing next to the cat was an Obama/Biden 2012 lawn sign, the official said. Read more on Probably Don’t Read This Story About Minnesota’s Barack Obama Death-Threat Cat-Murder…
  good heavens

The Secret Service Would Like A Quiet Moment With Ted Nugent

Celebrated guitar-plucking analberry Ted Nugent caused quite the stir with this delightfully braindead comment the other day: “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” Heh indeedy, what? Perhaps that was an “assassination joke,” or he was just chugging lighter fluid and saying nonsense, or both. What do you think, Secret Service? Read more on The Secret Service Would Like A Quiet Moment With Ted Nugent…
  alaskan public art

Delightful Airport Restroom Graffiti Proves You’re In Alaska

Our men’s room correspondent in Anchorage sent this wonderful picture of the bathroom wall at Ted Stevens International Airport. We guess this is what they call “publicly funded art” in Alaska, as everyone up there gets those “oil welfare” checks. Read more on Delightful Airport Restroom Graffiti Proves You’re In Alaska…