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  Their Football Team Also Sucks Too

Email From Your Crazy Uncle: Obama Welcomes ISIS Youth Groups To Michigan, Sure Why Not

We saw it on the internet so it must be true
Wow, did you hear the shocking news that Barack Obama used one of those unconstitutional executive order thingies to allow a “youth center” run by an open ISIS sympathizer to open in Dearborn, Michigan, which is full of radical Muslims already? It’s completely true, apart from the fact that it’s wholly fictional. But somebody was worried enough to post it on an anti-Muslim Facebook page, and apparently it’s getting some traction on social media, even though it’s from rightwing fake-news site The People’s Cube, which is another of those sites that thinks “satire” need not be “funny.” Read more on Email From Your Crazy Uncle: Obama Welcomes ISIS Youth Groups To Michigan, Sure Why Not…
  creeping sharia

A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions As Al Jazeera America’s Sharia Plot Creeps Into Detroit

As everyone who watches Fox News unironically knows, Dearborn, Michigan, is filled with Islamist sleeper cells just waiting to be activated by an Al Jazeera anchor instructing them to play a nice game of Halal solitaire. With the go code delivered, these Muslim terrorists will rise up and strike at America’s Arsenal of Democracy, reducing the city of Detroit into a bombed-out, nearly vacant ghost town of a city. Oh, that won’t happen! shouts the blame America first/excuse terrorism sheeple who just want free stuff from Obama’s Sharia socialist usurper regime even if it means your children will be sent to madrassas. Even if that does happen, the sheeple continue, it won’t happen for a long, long time. Yeah, that’s just what they want you to think. The Jihad is going to happen sooner rather than later, you guys, because Al Jazeera is cold opening a bureau in Detroit! Right by all those sleeper cells in Dearborn! Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions As Al Jazeera America’s Sharia Plot Creeps Into Detroit…
  terrorismsism

Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All

So remember how Al Gore, Green Hitler, up and sold his near-imaginary teevee station to the Qatari government, in the shape of Al Jazeera? And the conservatives, they did not like that all but could not quite put their finger on “why” besides just “Muslims”? Well, they have finally figured it out, and a Megyn Kelly-led panel was there to explain: Al Jazeera is going to come online and flash the Queen of Spades and activate all the terrorist sleeper cells in Detroit and Dearborn, Michigan, because “Fifth Column” and “anti-American,” but really mostly “Muslims.” Read more on Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All…
  dispatches from the fema camps

Comrade Obama Joins Wonkette War On Christmas With Halal Sharia Brigade

Americans Love Sharia!
Take a moment to remember where you were and what you were doing today because today, this Black Friday 2012, is likely the last time Americans will be allowed to partake in the sacred pre-Christmas tradition of lining up outside big box stores to purchase $5 DVD players. And not just because solid state media is basically obsolete. As everyone knows, Barack Obama is a secret Muslim. He plans to use his second term to implement Sharia Law and turn America into a socialist Islamist theocracy. That means Christmas will be outlawed in the FEMA Camps! Because Obama doesn’t like it when anyone else gives gifts — especially gifts for non-browns and non-sluts. To show you what this nightmare look like, Wonkette operatives bravely traveled to Dearborn, Michigan, where Sharia is already practiced openly, to infiltrate and document the Tehran-like Fairlane Town Center mall. Most American malls are currently engaged in the wholesome, Christian practice of over-commercializing Christmas, but things are very different at Fairlane. Take a good look because this is the hell that awaits us in Obama’s second term. Read more on Comrade Obama Joins Wonkette War On Christmas With Halal Sharia Brigade…
  Free the Dearborn Four!

‘Creeping Sharia’ Leads to Arrest of Christians at Michigan Muslinfest

Police arrested four Christians for disorderly conduct the other day after they tried to distribute Gospel of John books outside the Dearborn Arab International Festival — held in the heavily muslinized city of Dearborn, near Detroit. According to “John,” who posted the arrest video on the Internet and also possibly wrote the gospel in question, “under Sharia law it is forbidden to proselytize to Muslims.” OK maybe. But WHO CARES, the Constitution rules the land, right? Not in Dearborn, the city where it’s “All Allah, all the time.” Read more on ‘Creeping Sharia’ Leads to Arrest of Christians at Michigan Muslinfest…
 

Meet Débutante Fred: Liveblogging the GOP Debate

DEARBORN, Michigan — Here we are in the place that best sums up America in 2007: A sad, rotten symbol of crippled U.S. industry and the vanishing middle class and the whole beat frozen rust belt dying in the American night. Also: Dearborn has many Scary Muslims! So the Republican candidates can at least always change the subject to how well foreign immigrants in Dearborn have done compared to their under-employed debt-ridden white neighbors … okay, well maybe not that exact point. Oh who are we kidding. Rudy will just chant “9/11″ until Ford magically starts selling cars again. America is back! Read more on Meet Débutante Fred: Liveblogging the GOP Debate…
 

Live-blogging Hollywood Fred’s Big Day

Having a crappy day? It’s about to get worse. There’s another GOP debate this afternoon, at the absurd hour of 4 p.m. Washington time, and 3 p.m. Detroit time — the debate is happening in Dearborn, tragic graveyard of the American Dream. So, at least all the unemployed people in Michigan are free to watch it. But they won’t because they’re all Democrat/labor union people, or maybe they’re “Reagan Democrats” or “Ted Nugent” or whatever. Anyway, we will live-blog it, dutifully and angrily, starting right here at 4 p.m. Eastern. Supposedly this sixth GOP debate is an MSNBC/CNBC co-production starring “Mrs. Money Honey” and “Chris Matthews,” but the respective websites for those teevee channels have no mention of the debate. This is how ashamed they are, about everything. Oh, and this is Mumbly Joe Thompson’s first debate, so expect him to say a lot of dull bullshit in a folksy grumble, about how he will save us from the Soviets and the Japs and the Krauts and Sputnik, probably. How will “Fredneck” perform? Find out soon! GOP debate is today (nice headline, guys) [Detroit Free Press] Read more on Live-blogging Hollywood Fred’s Big Day…