Tag: dearborn

Wonkette Nominates Sarah Palin To Be Donald Trump’s Drunk-Ass Speechwriter

Breaking news, and by "breaking" we mean our hearts are BROKEN, because Donald Trump has announced that he's going to try campaigning like a grown-up, instead of like a genocidal megalomaniacal narcissist who's worried his dinky-winky penis stump doesn't...
Abracadabra, ur all gay now LOL.

Obama Endorses Ted Cruz (For Dictator Of Cuba)

Ted Cruz woke up to the news that there had been a bombing that killed so many white people. "YES!" said Ted Cruz, pumping his fist like he saw people do in movies and because he's a dork. "THIS...
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz To Invade Dearborn, Build Donald Trump’s Wall, Hopefully STFU At Some Point

Ted Cruz's putrid mouth slit sure does talk a lot, especially for somebody who's never going to be president of any of his native North American homelands. When news of the Brussels attacks broke Tuesday morning, Cruz closed the...
Typical.

Email From Your Crazy Uncle: Obama Welcomes ISIS Youth Groups To Michigan, Sure Why Not

Wow, did you hear the shocking news that Barack Obama used one of those unconstitutional executive order thingies to allow a "youth center" run by an open ISIS sympathizer to open in Dearborn, Michigan, which is full of radical...

A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions As Al Jazeera America’s Sharia Plot Creeps Into Detroit

As everyone who watches Fox News unironically knows, Dearborn, Michigan, is filled with Islamist sleeper cells just waiting to be activated by an Al Jazeera anchor instructing them to play a nice game of Halal solitaire. With the go code...

Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All

So remember how Al Gore, Green Hitler, up and sold his near-imaginary teevee station to the Qatari government, in the shape of Al Jazeera? And the conservatives, they did not like that all but could not quite put their...
Americans Love Sharia!

Comrade Obama Joins Wonkette War On Christmas With Halal Sharia Brigade

Take a moment to remember where you were and what you were doing today because today, this Black Friday 2012, is likely the last time Americans will be allowed to partake in the sacred pre-Christmas tradition of lining up...

OMG, Michigan, Can You Stop Being Awful For Like Five Seconds?

Between the gay-hating paranoid that is the mayor of Troy, the vagina-hating legislature banning the word vagina (but not cunt), and this guy, Michigan has very clearly spent this past week trying to make Mississippi look tolerant and Arizona...

Lame Old White-Guy Terrorist Tries To Blow Up Mich. Mosque With Fireworks

You know what sometimes happens when people try to scare wingnuts by saying Dearborn, Michigan is a dangerous city full of Muslins that is trying to impose Shariah law on us all? Sometimes, an old white guy decides it...

‘Creeping Sharia’ Leads to Arrest of Christians at Michigan Muslinfest

Police arrested four Christians for disorderly conduct the other day after they tried to distribute Gospel of John books outside the Dearborn Arab International Festival -- held in the heavily muslinized city of Dearborn, near Detroit. According to “John,"...