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CREEPING SHARIA 4:00 pm April 12, 2013

A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions As Al Jazeera America’s Sharia Plot Creeps Into Detroit

As everyone who watches Fox News unironically knows, Dearborn, Michigan, is filled with Islamist sleeper cells just waiting to be activated by an Al Jazeera anchor instructing them to play a nice game of Halal solitaire. With the go code delivered, these Muslim terrorists will rise up and strike at America’s Arsenal of Democracy, reducing the [...]

TERRORISMSISM 10:00 am February 21, 2013

Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

So remember how Al Gore, Green Hitler, up and sold his near-imaginary teevee station to the Qatari government, in the shape of Al Jazeera? And the conservatives, they did not like that all but could not quite put their finger on “why” besides just “Muslims”? Well, they have finally figured it out, and a Megyn [...]

DISPATCHES FROM THE FEMA CAMPS 2:00 pm November 23, 2012

Comrade Obama Joins Wonkette War On Christmas With Halal Sharia Brigade

by Jeff Wattrick

Take a moment to remember where you were and what you were doing today because today, this Black Friday 2012, is likely the last time Americans will be allowed to partake in the sacred pre-Christmas tradition of lining up outside big box stores to purchase $5 DVD players. And not just because solid state media [...]

NO 4:10 pm June 16, 2012

OMG, Michigan, Can You Stop Being Awful For Like Five Seconds?

by Jeff Wattrick

Between the gay-hating paranoid that is the mayor of Troy, the vagina-hating legislature banning the word vagina (but not cunt), and this guy, Michigan has very clearly spent this past week trying to make Mississippi look tolerant and Arizona look progressive. The Great Lakes State isn’t even done yet because this is happening: Tensions flared [...]

THE RISE OF THE OLDS 10:31 am January 31, 2011

Lame Old White-Guy Terrorist Tries To Blow Up Mich. Mosque With Fireworks

by Jack Stuef

FREE THE DEARBORN FOUR! 9:11 am June 24, 2010

‘Creeping Sharia’ Leads to Arrest of Christians at Michigan Muslinfest

by Lauri Apple

Police arrested four Christians for disorderly conduct the other day after they tried to distribute Gospel of John books outside the Dearborn Arab International Festival — held in the heavily muslinized city of Dearborn, near Detroit. According to “John,” who posted the arrest video on the Internet and also possibly wrote the gospel in question, [...]

REPUBLICANS 4:15 pm October 9, 2007