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PETA Delivers Vegan Jerky, Smug Condescension To Oregon Doofbuckets

In a statement early Wednesday, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals announced they would be answering the mating call of the endangered Northwest Constitution-Humping Booby by bringing victuals to the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. The Refuge is currently...
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Sportsball Year In Review: It Was Mostly Awful!

Sports! Oh man, sports, aren't they great? Shut up, they are too. Here now is your 2014 Wonkette Sportsball Year In Review, because why not? Off-field Hits Plague NFL Sorry to break this to you, Wonketeers, but the NFL remains the...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Dredge Of Drips, Dreck, And Drudge

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we bring you stories that didn't quite merit a post of their own, but that were too stupid to ignore altogether. As always, you may want to fortify...

Investigation Into Whether Racist Sexist Miami Dolphins Are The Worst Finds That Why Yes, They Are

Somehow, it's hard to focus on sportsball's magnificent athleticism when it seems like there are always stories about athletes doing murder -- ALLEGEDLY -- and raping women across America -- ALLEGEDLY -- and domestic violencing the ladies and all...

Deadspin Tells Donald Trump What America Has Been Thinking For Years

There's really not much more we can add, unless maybe it's this observation by GQ editor Freddie Campion: "You know you're having a good week when this is only the second best thing you've published in less than 24...

New Victims Of Newtown Identified: NFL Fans Whose Games Were Pre-Empted By Villain President

At a prayer vigil for the victims of the massacre in Newtown, Connecticut, President Barack Obama, citing Paul's Letter to the Corinthians, urged a grieving nation, “Do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, inwardly, we...

George W. Bush Probably Responsible For Texas Rangers’ Bankruptcy, Too

Famous Texas baseball team the Texas Rangers just filed for bankruptcy. This dumb sports franchise in Texas owes "between $100 and $500 million" to its creditors. What does this mean, and how is it George W. Bush's fault? Bush...

Internet Wisdom For Your Holiday Weekend

Our pretend buddy and former colleague Will Leitch left the sports blog Deadspin last week. As he invented that popular website and has a reputation for being an agreeable human being -- rare for the Internet -- we were...

St. Barack Of Obama Also Walks On Air

Barack Obama Buys Some Super Bowl Fever