deadbeats

AND THEN WE SHALL WEEP  5:25 pm October 18, 2012

Soon We Will Not Have Joe Walsh To Kick Around With Tammy Duckworth’s Mechanical Feet

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

You know, we were sort of toying with live-blooging the last Duckworth-Walsh Illinois congressional debate, but then we were like, eh, maybe Tammy Duckworth will be kind of boring, and surely Joe Walsh is too much of a pussy to offer her a Purple Heart band-aid for her kickass robot legs to her face? But [...]

OAFS OF OFFICE  10:45 am June 21, 2012

Thoughtful Gentleman Rep. Joe Walsh Impugns Intellect Of Poopy-Head President

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Your Wonket cannot get enough of one Mr. Congressman Joe Walsh (R-Collections). Every time he goes out in public — and with apologies to Dan Savage and the Portland, Oregon, Police Bureau — it gets better. He’s always all “Iraq veteran and septuple amputee Tammy Duckworth is a coward” this, and “I have to live [...]

EHHHH  12:00 pm March 30, 2012

Deadbeat Tea Party Congressman Joe Walsh Has Purple Heart Band-Aid For Tammy Duckworth’s Missing Legs

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Were you guys aware that deadbeat Tea Party Congressman Joe Walsh, running against Iraq veteran, former Blackhawk helicopter pilot, double-amputee, and assistant secretary for Veterans Affairs Tammy Duckworth, is the real fighter? You are now! “In many ways, I’m the challenger. I’m the guy who sleeps in my office, I’m the guy who goes at [...]


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