deadbeat dads

In the case of one dumb, defeated ex-congressman, Joe Walsh, being booted out of office after one term surprisingly did not provoke him into carefully reevaluating his beliefs and approach towards life. Instead, he quadrupled down on what he is best at: being a deadbeat motherfuckin’ dad. Now that he has no job, the former […]

The Family Research Council, Satan’s favorite little pack of square-edged dildo monsters, mysteriously gave screamy attention whore Joe Walsh an award recognizing him as a “pro-family” human despite the fact that Joe Walsh is known back in reality as the worst, most anti-family human in Congress, for cheating his kids out of their little child […]

Human feces clump media whore Congressman Joe Walsh lurvs the attentionz! Except when it is about how he is a terrible loser with regard to the actual people who depend on him, his children. Therefore, we will provide this Important Update on the ONGOING SAGA of “why is Joe Walsh such a deadbeat dad?” because […]

Screechy teabagger sideshow clown Joe Walsh announced he will not be a political “prop” in Barack Obama’s jobs speech and will under no conditions sit still for a one-hour talk about unemployment that does not involve him. You tell ‘em, Deadbeat Joe! If anyone is going to benefit from someone using Joe Walsh as a political […]

Deadbeat serially bankrupt media whore teabagger (haha, you still don’t know who we’re talking about yet if we stop there) Joe Walsh went on Fox News to say President Obama is “like a teenage boy who had a big party and trashed his house while his parents were gone.” HAHA, WRONG. You did it all […]