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Unemployed Loser Ex-Congressman Joe Walsh Goes Back To What He’s Best At: Not Feeding His Kids

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In the case of one dumb, defeated ex-congressman, Joe Walsh, being booted out of office after one term surprisingly did not provoke him into carefully reevaluating his beliefs and approach towards life. Instead, he quadrupled down on what he is best at: being a deadbeat motherfuckin’ dad. Now that he has no job, the former Congressman is without a source of funds to pay his ex-wife the six figures he owes her in Child Support. Yes, it seems the man who frequently accused the President of “bankrupting the country” is having a bit of a cash flow problem: “Joe’s employment has been terminated through no voluntary act of his own and he is without sufficient income or assets with which to continue to pay his support obligation,” the filing states. “Due to substantial change of circumstances, Joe requests that his child support obligation be terminated based on his present income and circumstances.” “At one point, the filing asks to amend his payments to be equal to 20 percent of his income — which presumably is 20 percent of zero.” Read more on Unemployed Loser Ex-Congressman Joe Walsh Goes Back To What He’s Best At: Not Feeding His Kids…
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America’s Most Famous Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Given Pro-Family Award

The Family Research Council, Satan’s favorite little pack of square-edged dildo monsters, mysteriously gave screamy attention whore Joe Walsh an award recognizing him as a “pro-family” human despite the fact that Joe Walsh is known back in reality as the worst, most anti-family human in Congress, for cheating his kids out of their little child support dimes for years even as he sues his ex-wife to avoid ever paying them. But still, he votes for things like trying to strip gay people of the chance to ever marry, repealing health care reform and destroying funding for women’s clinics, and…God, what are we saying? Joe Walsh deserves an award for being the guy in Congress you least want near your family. AND YET. Read more on America’s Most Famous Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Given Pro-Family Award… Read more on America’s Most Famous Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Given Pro-Family Award…
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Unimaginative Loser Joe Walsh Still Insists He Doesn’t Owe Child Support

Human feces clump media whore Congressman Joe Walsh lurvs the attentionz! Except when it is about how he is a terrible loser with regard to the actual people who depend on him, his children. Therefore, we will provide this Important Update on the ONGOING SAGA of “why is Joe Walsh such a deadbeat dad?” because that is the only thing he deserves to be known for. Here is some strained reasoning that Joe Walsh wants to share with us today, totally unnecessarily as far as anyone is concerned, except to give us another reason to laugh at him: Walsh now claims he didn’t pay $117,000 in back child support payments that he owes, because he and his wife reached a “verbal agreement” that he would stop sending money because he had none (after being elected to a six-figure salaried job in Congress). Read more on Unimaginative Loser Joe Walsh Still Insists He Doesn’t Owe Child Support…
  the town crier

Joe Walsh Refuses To Attend Obama Jobs Speech That Isn’t About Him

Screechy teabagger sideshow clown Joe Walsh announced he will not be a political “prop” in Barack Obama’s jobs speech and will under no conditions sit still for a one-hour talk about unemployment that does not involve him. You tell ’em, Deadbeat Joe! If anyone is going to benefit from someone using Joe Walsh as a political prop, it better be Joe Walsh. Joe Walsh will stay at home hosting a sleepover party for small business owners and giving his own speeches about job creation, probably more than one of them, even. Take that, Obama!  The thing is, Walsh loves to snort and sneeze hyperbolic tears of apocalypse and damnation about the terrible regulations and taxes on small businesses that the GOP talks about like the bubonic plague, but we noticed another article next to the Joe Walsh article on McClatchy about the way small business owners actually feel about these beloved perennial Tea Party horrors. What do they have to say? Read more on Joe Walsh Refuses To Attend Obama Jobs Speech That Isn’t About Him…
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Joe Walsh Screws Up, Leaves Racism, Hitler Out of Dumb Obama Simile

Deadbeat serially bankrupt media whore teabagger (haha, you still don’t know who we’re talking about yet if we stop there) Joe Walsh went on Fox News to say President Obama is “like a teenage boy who had a big party and trashed his house while his parents were gone.” HAHA, WRONG. You did it all wrong, Joe. Where’s the racism? The bile? Where did you get your teabagger education, you giant communist? Do you spell “MUSLIN” correctly, too? HERE, even we read so much mind-numbing teabagger nonsense all day long that we’ll just do it for you: Read more on Joe Walsh Screws Up, Leaves Racism, Hitler Out of Dumb Obama Simile…