• Hyper-capitalist DC police know it’s only about the benjamins. [Good at Drinking, Bad at Life]

• All of civilization rests on the presumption that after the massive exertion of holding the “door open” button, the holder receives acknowledgement from the holdee. Failure means chaos. [More Than My Luggage]
• Neurological disorders are fucking hilarious, apparently. [Craigslist]
• 12 year old boy steal your phone? Chase n’ mace. [Metroblogging DC]

• Jordanian hipsters are ahead of the curve, already discussing Middle Eastern “crisis” with detached irony. [My Occupied Territory] MORE »

* Paging: N.W.A. [Velvet In Dupont] MORE »

* If the DCPD doesn’t train officers in revenue acquisition, how can they pick up off-duty Mafia extortion gigs? [Rock Creek Rambler] MORE »

* Sure is gonna suck to be working at the Dupont Krispy Kreme this week. [Metroblogging DC] MORE »

* The takeover is complete when bloggers turn their guns away from the MSM and take aim at the “free alternative weeklies.” [DCeiver] MORE »

* Something about Bush just oozes envy of guys like Romeo Dallaire, and really, that’s the scariest thing of all. [DCeiver] MORE »