The 562,829 Best Times Paul Manafort And Rick Gates Were SUCH A IDIOT In Robert Mueller’s Latest Indictments
Oh my GOD these guys are so fucked.
You know, what we needed this year was an epic battle over basic civil liberties, because there really hasn't been enough in the news lately.
The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!
A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.
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Our Long National Nightmare Beginneth Today! Liveblogging Donald Trump’s Inauguration, Help Us Jesus
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She really sucks at damage control. Also, she lies a lot, and is a bad person.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Presidential candidate in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an endorsement from a Speaker of the House.
Hey, a person arrested for peeing while trans - and it wasn't the trans person!
Despite the obvious chemistry, Paul says he is not the kind of Speaker who goes in for party unification on the first date, and is withholding his endorsement until he gets flowers.
It must have been tough to make fun of televangelists on the regular back in the day. You could probably only watch three or four of them a weekend, tops, before you'd get blackout drunk or blow your brains...
You know what would be a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad thing for the country? If Washington DC, the only part of the continental United States that currently gets no actual say in the legislative branch of government, got full...
A few years ago, Congress got rid of earmarks because of corruption. In Jurassic Park, we learned that nature will find a way. In the same vein, our GOP overlords in Congress are teaching us that corruption will find...
For a man applying for public housing in DC for the next four to eight years, Jeb Bush sure does seem to loathe it with the passion of a thousand low-energy suns. As a privileged son-and-brother-of-a-president golden-spoon-bred asshole, he gives zero...
Republicans formally took control of the United States Senate on Tuesday, free at last to indulge in their love of sweet, sweet, crude and its associated lobbyists -- a love that has been forbidden by their overly-strict totalitarian dad, Barack...