A Wonkette airport ATM-monitoring operative ran into profound Sen. David Vitter last night at Reagan National, and they even shared a flight! HE SHOULD BE READING THE BILL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. Not only did he withdraw cash from an ATM — he probably changed his mind in the heat of the moment and did want the extra kinky stuff, which ain’t cheap — but our operative claims he threw another of his trademark airport fits: “LOL…he is so seriously harassing a gate person.. the flight is 2 hours late….LOL…wait, no!!! he disappeared…damnit.” Exactly.

David Vitter simply cannot find it in him to condemn that insanely racist judge who wouldn’t marry the interracial couple! CLOSE DOORS CLOSE DOORS! MORE »

• There’s the Hollywood Harvey Milk that we all know and love, but then there’s the real Harvey Milk, the Harvey Milk who was an asshole and a fraud and it’s just mind-boggling that a jerk like Harvey Milk would get his own Harvey Milk State Holiday. [The Corner]
• An illegal alien costume, with a UFO mask and an orange jumpsuit and an expired green card! For Halloween! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Fox News. Always chipper. [Think Progress]
• Fast-forward to 3:15. Yes, that old man is wearing a baseball cap that says “Possum - the other dark meat.” And yes, he is also “rapping.” [Breitbart]
• Helen Thomas = a birther. [Weekly Standard]
• Interracial marriage? David Vitter does not feel comfortable commenting on such things. However, he would be more than willing to discuss his health and the weather. [TPM]

Disgusting wingnut diaper-fetishist hooker-user David Vitter says he is super excited about wingnuts yelling at him, at one of these Town Hall KKK Rallies. He’s even bringing extra diapers, because he’s already planning on jacking off and pooping in a series of diapers, while old people who really need diapers yell about how they will officially renounce Medicare and die, like patriots, at the Superdome. MORE »

• Once again, the Black Panthers have used their Beltway connections to evade the rule of law. How many books did Bobby Seale ghost write for you, Barack Obama? [RedState]
• Rahm Emanuel is selling ambassadorships and titles of nobility, at bargain-bin prices! A thoughtful gift for any occasion — birthdays, weddings, abortions, you name it! [Andrew Sullivan]
• David Vitter claims to represent “core conservative values.” Give it a rest, Vitter. We all know you’re straight, and just because you pay hookers to change your poopy diapers doesn’t really matter, as long as those hookers are ladies. [TPM]
• A privileged white man was arrested here, in DC, for singing the popular children’s song, “I Hate the Police, ee i ee i o.” He should have known better. Not even white people are allowed to have disorderly opinions. [HuffPost]
• Which is more distressing: Sarah Palin twittering about moose more often than health care, or the fact that Think Progress tallied up every word from every Palin Tweet, using spreadsheets and graphs and stuff? [Think Progress]

• Ding ding ding! Whatever you’re doing right now, stop doing it, and call your congresspersons! Don’t let the blue dogs kill this historic piece of legislation. [Think Progress]
• RedState caption contest! Can you think of a clever caption for the famous Norman Rockwell painting, Barack Obama torpedoes Hawaii (1941)? [RedState]
• David Vitter has accused Congressman Charlie Melancon of being “soft on whores.” Louisiana deserves better! [TPM]
• Arlen Specter can talk the Democrat talk, but can he walk the Democrat walk? Apparently yes, 97% of the time. Impressive. But will Arlen still be able to walk that well, after Barack Obama breaks his leg? Unlikely. [AMERICAblog]
• California is poor. How poor? Panning-for-gold-at-Sutter’s-Mill poor. But they’re not the first state to issue IOUs written on toilet paper! During the roaring ’30s, a lot of states had their own special peso-currency. [Hit & Run]

• Bobby Jindal bought himself a $1 scratch ticket for his birthday — Barack Loot — and look, he won! Even Indian people in Louisiana can live the American Dream. [Think Progress]
• Joe Biden loves the ladies. The Ukrainian Ladies. [HuffPost]
• REDSTATE SIREN! Call your senator and demand that John Thune’s “Protect Yourself From Homos” amendment is added to the hate crimes bill, which will probably be voted on tomorrow. [RedState]
• David Vitter might lose his seat in 2010 for not having enough hooker sex. [TPM]
• Andrew Sullivan’s substitute write-in zombie performs a voluntary Rickroll. [Andrew Sullivan]

Bobby Jindal was supposed to be elected President in 2012 after America realized what a goofball Barack Obama was, spending money on volcano research and other pointless endeavors while a budget hawk like Jindal waited in the wings ready to swoop in with hot money-saving tips. But now Jindal’s, and indeed America’s, dreams may be put on hold while Jindal runs for Senate instead. MORE »

Is David Vitter’s dad the Pope? Does he know about the Aliens and Area 51? What explains this foul whore-soiling scumbag’s ability to evade justice? Not only did he get caught whoring via the since-suicided DC Madam’s phone records, but he was infamous in New Orleans for demanding his hookers dress him in an adult diaper, so he could do his special business. And, earlier this month, Vitter caused an airport-terrorism incident at Dulles when he, an idiot, missed his flight. The TSA says it won’t send Vitter to Gitmo because he’s a senator. Jesus. [Talking Points Memo]

Two recent incidents show that our nation’s proud elected officials all turn into COCKS OF RAGE at the sight of airport personnel. First David Vitter tries to hijack a plane to New Orleans, and then this Representative Pete DeFazio character, a common Democrat from Oregon, gets all shirty when a TSA screener in Portland wants to give him an Advanced Security Inspection with rubber gloves. MORE »

• David Vitter, who has racked up nearly a billion frequent whore miles, is On The Defensive, as Democrats are criticizing him for his earlier botched attempt to smuggle a bomb in his sneaker on an airplane. [CNN Political Ticker]
• Despite rumors and, arguably, logic to the contrary, embattled RNC Chairman Michael Steele and his little dog too are not going to be ousted! [Ben Smith]
• Seattle Police Chief R. Gil “Copyandpaste” Kerlikowske has been anointed Obama’s new drug czar. And guess what, all those marijuana legalization activists are just terribly upset that their Barry picked a cop for the part of drug czar instead of, uh, a notable marijuana user? [The Caucus]
• Oh good: Hillary Clinton staffers want to assure you that your gal Friday will run again in 2016. [Daily Intel]
• Barack O’Bama is Irish! But according to some “out” Irishpersons, he is hiding his true heritage lest people become confused about his ancestry. Hm. [Gawker]