Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Pelosi to do Leno… Politicians sending fund raiser invites disguised as Valentines… Phil Gingrey shaved his mustache because he’s going gray. []
* Reliable Source: Teri Hatcher and George H. W. Bush have developed a bizarre and unhealthy relationship. Baking cookies! Riding Segways! It’s all very sad. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Y&N call up a couple of Joe Biden’s imaginary friends in Long Island. They claim never to have heard of the man… Chris Heinz, John Kerry’s step-son, went to two strip clubs during his bachelor party last week… Mary Bono: Bad at predicting the Grammys. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: Dana Rohrbacher blamed global warming on “dinosaur flatulence.” [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: Might Helen Thomas have to sit in the back at White House briefings? … Jack Quinn and Ed Gillespie are partners, but not partner partners. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: David Sirota, denied a Capitol press pass, becomes a Bernie Sanders “intern.” [WP]

* Reliable Source: Michelle Kwan, Henry Kissinger, Tim Russert, Ron Silver, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Barbara Bush, and Donald Rumsfeld attended “very fancy luncheon” for Hu Jintao; the menu included “corn broth with dumpling, halibut and melon.” [WP]
* Inside the Beltway: Pat Buchanan predicts divisions among conservatives are hitting a fever pitch. [WT]
* Rush & Molloy: Democratic strategist David Sirota blames Clinton for job loss overseas. [NYDN]
* Page Six: Ron Burkle is hosting a fundraiser for Sen. Clinton tonight in Beverly Hills. [NYP]
* Cindy Adams: Dan Rather says he was audited four times during the Nixon presidency. [NYP]