Tag Archives: david shuster

  douches of liberty

Your Monday Wisconsin Recall Round-Up: Bambi’s Mom Wants You To Vote Scott Walker

Oh, whoops, did Your Wonkette just get itself “targeted” by DHS? Well, IT IS WORTH IT, to bring you these important stories from the nation’s cheese factory, the late great state of Wisconsin. First up! Chuck Norris sees your Bill Clinton, raises you a Chuck Norris! Wisconsin Democrats, Washington elite and insiders, and liberal special interests have joined together to fight for the recall of Gov. Scott Walker in Wisconsin in Tuesday’s election. But last Friday, when I saw them also send in the big guns, former President Bill Clinton himself, against Gov. Walker, I knew I had to enter the ring, too. But will he fight Bill Clinton with mixed martial arts, or with the power of his self-regard? Read more on Your Monday Wisconsin Recall Round-Up: Bambi’s Mom Wants You To Vote Scott Walker…
  america's news heroes

MSNBC’s David Shuster In Super-Big Trouble For Secret CNN Show!

Here is one way to get fired, when you work in the cable news “talent” industry: Secretly make a pilot show with your network’s main competition! That’s what weirdo anchorperson David Shuster got caught doing, taping a secret show for CNN while allegedly being the Loyal Employee of MSNBC. And now MSNBC is all, “You are dead to us,” and he is “suspended indefinitely” and well, if his wish was to be on ninth-place loser cable-news channel CNN, his wish may have come true! And he’ll just have to take whatever CNN offers (forty bucks a week and whatever hairs fall off Wolf Blitzer’s beard). [Vanity Fair, as in Juli Weiner!] Read more on MSNBC’s David Shuster In Super-Big Trouble For Secret CNN Show!…
  thursday terror video

Shuster And Breitbart Yell At Each Other For Five Minutes Hooray!

David Shuster and Andrew Breitbart, goin’ stone cold nuts for 5+ minutes about ACORN and the Watergate Jr. Four. Three cheers for Cable News! Shuster is actually in New Orleans, which seems over the top. Then again, Andrew Breitbart’s entire life seems over the top. [YouTube] Read more on Shuster And Breitbart Yell At Each Other For Five Minutes Hooray!…
  annals of pimping

Is David Shuster Going Bald, Like Virtually All Men Over 40?

Could this possibly be true? Famous MSNBC reporter David Shuster, who once boldly suggested that Hillary Clinton was a pimp who shopped around her daughter for cash in exchange for sex, allegedly has a bald spot, and allegedly gets very upset when his bald spot appears on the television. Who is the “source close to production” who tattled to Page Six about this possible problem of David Shuster’s? Hillary Clinton, probably. [Page Six] Read more on Is David Shuster Going Bald, Like Virtually All Men Over 40?…
 

Conspiracists Destroy Hillary With Sexist Commercial Breaks

newVideoPlayer("hillarycommercial_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");MSNBC and the Main Stream Media’s latest coup against the “House of Clinton” — they are conspiring to not let her talk during the very conspicuously timed commercial breaks. This is a very old “yellow journalism” ploy, invented by David Shuster. Read more on Conspiracists Destroy Hillary With Sexist Commercial Breaks…
 

David Shuster Will Not Be Staked On Hill Of Hungry Ants After All

After all of his foul hate speech about former First Moppet Chelsea Clinton, David Shuster should just be glad he gets to keep his life. Apparently he will get to keep his job, too! According to an MSNBC spokesperson, Shuster will be permitted to return to work someday, perhaps when Roger is the fourth and final Clinton elected to the nation’s highest office. [The Horse’s Mouth] Read more on David Shuster Will Not Be Staked On Hill Of Hungry Ants After All…
 

AND NOW HE’S FIRED: David Shuster sort of called Chelsea Clinton a whore, so now he’s “suspended” from, uh, guest hosting Tucker Carlson’s show? [Media Matters]
 

Here’s That David Shuster Guy Calling Chelsea a Whore

newVideoPlayer("pimped_out.flv", undefined, NaN,"");He may apologize later tonight, but MSNBC’s David Shuster totally thinks Chelsea Clinton is a prostitute. He has a point though — look at those clothes! There are breasts flying everywhere. Still, this is such a big deal that Hillary Clinton may never appear in an MSNBC debate again, ever. [MSNBC] Read more on Here’s That David Shuster Guy Calling Chelsea a Whore…
 

David Shuster To Apologize For Half-Calling Chelsea Clinton a Whore

Yesterday while filling in for c-list teevee host Tucker Carlson on the MSNBC program Tucker, David Shuster asked the following question: “Doesn’t it seem as if Chelsea is sort of being pimped out in some weird sort of way?” He was referencing the way in which Chelsea has been calling various superdelegates asking for their support. As if the circumstances in any way matter, the answer to the question is yes. Or, more emphatically, YES! Lord knows what that Chelsea is offering these superdelegates. Either way, Shuster will apologize tonight after the Clinton people made some kinda fuss. Whores, all of them. [The Trail] Read more on David Shuster To Apologize For Half-Calling Chelsea Clinton a Whore…
 

Remainders: Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow

The DCCC is so committed to the environment they’re recycling stock photos and a Bill Clinton quote for America’s “new direction.” [DCCC] Rahm Emanuel hates Blake Gottesman as much as you do. [K Street Blues] Read more on Remainders: Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow…
 

Inside the Bubble: Snark in the MSM, Mousse on the Menu

• The WaPo’s internal message board allow real journalists to live the dream of being bloggers. [WP] • Jon Stewart makes big magazine editors feel small. [FishbowlNY, WWD (last item)] • Snark from the Times: “Margaret Spellings, reacted to the report by calling [the Education department’s purchase of good coverage] ‘stupid, wrong and ill advised.’ We hope she noticed that they were also illegal.” [NYT] • David Shuster does not go gently into that good Fox fight. [TVNewser] • We don’t know much about Harriet Miers, but we do know mousse. [CJR Daily] Read more on Inside the Bubble: Snark in the MSM, Mousse on the Menu…