Tag: david petraeus

It's completely not fair that we in the media have now turned our considerable interest on the Kelley sistren. All they did was either...

There is a lot of Yap and Huff on the Internet right about now about how poor Paula Broadwell is being SEXISMED because nobody...

Oh man is David Petraeus' wiener getting people in trouble today. We already knew about Petraeus, a retired four-star general and (now former) director of...

What have our rightwing torture chamber pals at Newsmax been up to lately? Well, according to "chief Washington correspondent" Ronald Kessler, they've just cold...

Everybody's all scandalized over the resignation of CIA director and retired Army General David Petraeus, who rather conveniently had to resign because of an...

CIA Director David Petraeus has submitted his resignation, admitting that he'd had an extramarital affair and had exercised "extremely poor judgement." Petraeus is likely...

Greetings, asshandlers! 'Tis I, the greatest of Friday authoresses, here to impart wisdom and Journalistik Insightz about something other than the fucking Great White...

War schlub David Petraeus did one of his "report cards to the Senate" things today, and he's got good news! Despite never accomplishing* a...

According to the London Times, David Petraeus is going to leave his command in Afghanistan by the end of the year. Then the Pentagon...

General Petraeus is on the scene in Afghanistan -- and by "Afghanistan" we mean "the Sunday morning political talk shows, in America" -- to...

The Pentagon Men are having some kind of teleconference via MSNBC to tell America's Enemies (TM) that, look, just because we've been flailing around...

Barack Obama has supposedly chosen David Petraeus as new commander of the U.S. forces in Afghanistan, even though John McCain made Petraeus faint last...

Mummified windbag John McCain was jabbering his usual nonsense during a Senate Armed Services hearing today when star witness General David Petraeus just keeled...

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