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The Horrible Tale of David Paterson’s Sex Affair

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Christ on a stick...David Paterson got off to a hot start to his hours-long New York governorship tonight by telling the New York Daily News that he had an affair with a lady for years. But how could he even know what he was doing — maybe he thought he was meeting Eliot Spitzer at a T.G.I. Friday’s, and couldn’t tell the difference? Well, he confessed, so we’ll give him the benefit of the doubt that he is not making up this affair. What points will you need for cocktail hour this morning at your job? MORE »