Tag: david letterman

Badass Hillary Clinton Ad Just Saying Donald Trump And The KKK Are Madly In Love, Is All

Hillary also teaching America about the pathetic 'alt-right' movement. Enjoy your moment in the spotlight, idiots!

Beetle-Browed Whine Machine Ben Shapiro Pretty Sure Stephen Colbert Is Al Jolson

America, feculent dastardling Ben Shapiro is offended. He is very offended. His dudgeon is, in fact, quite high indeed. You see, he realized something yesterday in all the fuss over the announcement that Stephen Colbert would replace David Letterman...

Watch Stephen Colbert Literally Defenestrate Bill O’Reilly’s Complaints About Stephen Colbert (Video)

The other night, Bill O'Reilly got mad at hippies and the "grievance industry" -- America's supposed cultural/political movement that encourages everyone who isn't Bill O'Reilly to think they're a victim of racism or sexism. O'Reilly also had some grievances...

A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions To CBS Declaring Stephen Colbert Pope Of Late Night

It looks like almost everyone on Twitter is congratulating Stephen Colbert on his being chosen to take over David Letterman's Late Show, except for a few people who are surprised-not-surprised that the job went to a middle-aged white guy,...

13 Brave Americans Who Should Be Your New Stephen Colbert

CBS has announced that Stephen Colbert will replace David Letterman on "The Late Show," leaving one really important question unanswered: if Stephen Colbert becomes David Letterman, who then will be Stephen Colbert? Never fear. We've compiled an incisive and...

It’s The Late Afternoon Happy Nice Time Link Roundup You’ve All Been Waiting For

You're not doing anything right now because it is late Friday afternoon, so why not roll on over to Happy Nice Time for some hot hot link on link action? We've got our recap of this week's Nashville, Jon...

FLOTUS Visits Late Show, Things Get Real

Our beloved FLOTUS has been the subject of some "trouble" lately, but of course, that is one of the things we like about her. We also adore her style, charm, and biceps. That Michelle Obama charm was on...

Mitt Romney’s Flickr Alleges Oprah Is His ‘Half-Sister’

This strange image is on Mitt Romney's Flickr. With no explanation. Is that a cue card? Who is telling the perfectly still nondescript Mormon to say that? Is it Joseph Smith? L. Ron Hubbard? Jared Loughner? Hey, maybe this...

Mitt Romney Jokes About How Handsome and Smelly He Is, On TeeVee

The #1 most important world news story right now is: whatever is happening in Egypt Charlie Sheen no jobs Mitt Romney visited David Letterman's talk show last night and recited his very own monologue, "Things You Don't Know About...

According To Math, Scalia Is Only 5/6 As Interested As Sotomayor

New stimulus money is maybe on the way! This time they are calling it "an extension of the first stimulus package" and it does not care for nicknames. The U.S. gave Pakistan $1.5 billion/year, for the next five years,...

Our Barry Did So Well In The 2009 Meta-Olympics!

Obama gets a gold medal in the prestigious Kindly Requesting The Olympics For Chicago While In Denmark event. David Letterman slept with some people on his staff and some other lady turned around and performed extortion on him! Some...

Howard Kurtz Will Tell You What Happened On David Letterman Last Night!

Here is Howard Kurtz, official professional media critic of both the Washington Post and CNN, doing some important, trenchant analysis, as one would expect of all esteemed journalistic savants in his position: Twittering snide, resentful barbs about the level...

WHERE Do Olive Garden’s Allegiances Lie: With David Letterman, Or Some Funny PUMA Blog?

What are the PUMAs up to, and why? It is the impossible question. Have they uncovered new evidence of Obama campaign voter suppression (sexism) in some early caucus state? Maybe they'll do that next week. For now, they're at...

The Letterman Protest Nuts You’ve Been Hearing About

There are doubtless a billion YouTubes out there already about the half-dozen loons who stood outside David Letterman's studio yesterday and complained about how "he rapes children with his mouth," but this one looked good to us. You might...

A Few Vaguely Related Palin-Letterman Thoughts, And More!

Christ, it's not like there's any election going on, when this public celebrity nonsense sometimes can matter, for a few hours, but here we are finally getting all intrigued-like over some snit on Todd & Sarah Palin's Facebook page...

Letterman Apologizes Because Wingnuts Decided His Bristol Palin Joke Was Actually About Sarah Palin’s Attempts To Get On TeeVee Every Day, Forever

Did you know David Letterman made a perfectly normal political-scandal joke last week about famous human whore "A-Rod" possibly impregnating Alaskan Anger Bear Wingnut Sarah Palin's famous teen-pregnancy daughter while Sarah Palin was at Yankee Stadium? And did you know...