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Posts Tagged ‘david ignatius’

Rumors On The Internets: Thou Shalt STFU

Friday, October 6th, 2006
  • There are telltale signs hidden in the details of the Cocktober Surprise, sitting there, waiting to be discovered - clues that God himself orchestrated the “Do I make you horny?” IM convos. [Unclaimed Territory]

  • Rove aide and sports fan Susan Ralston resigns over Abramoff scandal. [TPMMuckraker]
  • North Korea’s not building nukes to bargain with, they’re building them to blow shit up with. [Captain's Quarters]
  • Obama is exactly twice the dinner companion that John Kerry is — but should eat more, he’s still kinda a skinny kid. [The Swamp]
  • David Ignatius gets a big fat late pass. [Sadly, No!]
  • Bush to be impeached, basically any minute now. [After Downing Street]
  • David Brooks thinks Mark Foley is a folk hero to be “worshiped at consciousness-raising drum circles.” [Hit & Run]
  • It’s a 3-day weekend guys, better start puffing down so you can remember it. [ScrappleFace]

Sarcastic Comment Goes Here

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

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Hey, it’s just place-saving text ’till they figure out if today’s column calling for a slow, deliberate, eventual, measured non-withdrawal from Iraq was written by Broder or Ignatius. MORE »


McCain v. Lasers: The Laser Might Actually Have an Iraq Plan

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Wednesday Morning Quiz: Which of the following stories is less likely to come to fruition:
mccainvlaser.jpgIf you said lasers, you’re right. It’s a trick question: McCain already sold his soul! MORE »


Where David Ignatius Goes, Trouble David Broder Follows

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

generalsignatius.jpgAbove, the precise number of retired generals and Post columnists required to call for Donald Rumsfeld’s retirement before David Broder will explicitly agree. MORE »


Also, Ignatius, Let Us Tell You the Story Of Colin Powell

Friday, April 14th, 2006

generals.jpgAbove, the precise number of retired generals required to call for your resignation before David Ignatius will take a position on you. MORE »


Media Softball Madness! Preseason Chatter

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

mmsl11_small.gifYou guys got your famous-for-DC minor media figure stalking booklets handy? Good. Let’s begin. MORE »


The More Things Change Dept.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

A brief history of the Reasonable Liberal: MORE »