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  Somewhere Somehow Somebody Must Have Kicked You Around Some

Rand Paul: Why Help Iraqi Refugees? We Won, So Suck It, Losers.

Somewhere somehow somebody must have kicked him around some. Maybe in the head.
Libertarian Superstar Rand Paul brought his trademark “Every issue must be discussed like a 2 AM bull session in the Objectivist Dorm” sensibilities to the issue of resettling Iraqi refugees, explaining that we don’t need to help those people, because for godssake, we won the war over there. Doesn’t anyone remember how we won that war? Read more on Rand Paul: Why Help Iraqi Refugees? We Won, So Suck It, Losers….
  communists under the bed

Gay-Homo Gun-Grabbing Enviro-Pussy Burrito-Makers ‘Chipotle’ Being Communists Again :(

Sorry, CHIPOTLE. We bet you think you’re real “cool” with your big phallic Gay Pride burritos and your fairy-pansy-literary bullshit on your bags, but Ben Shapiro’s TRUTHREVOLT is here to lay the SMACKDOWN: you are a bunch of communists, and also you are stupid, so why don’t you shove a giant cock down your throats already, oh you already did that’s why! What’s up, TruthRevolt? Do you have a masterpiece by the title of “I’d Like A Burrito With A Side Of Communism To Go, Please” for us? YOU DO? Read more on Gay-Homo Gun-Grabbing Enviro-Pussy Burrito-Makers ‘Chipotle’ Being Communists Again :(…
  Oh SNAP we burnt ourselves

Twitchy Very Sorry For Calling Pelosi ‘Jew-Hating Bitch,’ Meant To Quote Someone Saying It

We here at Yr Wonkette know we are not Very Serious Journalists, nor do we try to be, because (a) we enjoy telling jokes, which you sometimes even enjoy reading, thank you very much, try the veal and tip your waitress; (b) we have never helped a president lead the country into a bullshit war with our Very Serious Journamalisming, only to print an itty-bitty apology years later that “oops, our bad, we kind of got that all wrong”; (c) we’d much rather let the serious types do the hard work, which we can then quote and make fun of — but with links, because we are not assholes or PLAGIARISTS, and we have no problem attributing our sources because that is basic interweb etiquette. Read more on Twitchy Very Sorry For Calling Pelosi ‘Jew-Hating Bitch,’ Meant To Quote Someone Saying It…
  you can't handle the truth

Conservatives Launch New Website To Take Down Institutional Left, No Really For Serious This Time You Guys!

Well this will be fun! Noodle-brained jackanape Ben Shapiro is teaming up with crankypants David Horowitz to launch something called TruthRevolt.org, described as “the conservative counterpunch to Media Matters.” To which yr Wonkette can only say: THANK YOU! We are going to have so much fun wading through what is sure to be yet one more fever swamp of conservative lunacy and bullshit that we are not ashamed to say we peed in our sweatpants when we read about this. (Also we really need to get out more.) Media Matters has long been the Moby Dick to whichever conservative fancies himself as Ahab at any given moment, which has led to all sorts of awesome slurs directed against it: Soros-funded! Obama-linked! (MMFA was founded in 2004, well over two years before Obama announced he would seek the presidency – or so the Manchurian Kenyan’s handlers would have us believe!) It’s no surprise that the conservative leviathan would vomit up two of its more annoyingly loud and sneering acolytes to lead the latest whaling voyage. Shapiro’s announcement could not be more hilarious in its hyperbolic, unhinged ranting: Read more on Conservatives Launch New Website To Take Down Institutional Left, No Really For Serious This Time You Guys!…
  mitt's time

Mitt Romney: Why Can’t Amercia Be More Like China?

Oh goody, more incriminating audio from a Mitt Romney fundraiser. This one is  from a fundraiser he and his wife attended at the Irvine, California, home of David Horowitz (a different David Horowitz) back in March, and although Mittens didn’t insult half of the nation, he DID say that Obama considers businesspeople “a necessary evil” and his wife said that the president is not a “grown-up.” Also, did you know that China is a better place to do business than the U.S. (which surely has nothing to do with all those young women who are locked into Romney factories at night)? And that Obama wants half of the economy to be “controlled by government”? Well, now you do. Read more on Mitt Romney: Why Can’t Amercia Be More Like China?…
 

Only 1.5 More Days of Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week Redux

Last fall, David Horowitz and his neocon pals held the famous Islamo-Fascism awareness week all over America’s college campuses. Its theme was that Islamos tend to moonlight as Fascists, with Terrorism as their prophet. It was such a glorious festival that they have decided to have another, and it’s somehow been going on all this week! The agenda: Stop the Mooslims from killing Jews. [Terrorism Awareness] Read more on Only 1.5 More Days of Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week Redux…
 

Santorum Rallying Against Islamo-Fascism, Becoming Columnist

Ex-Senator Rick Santorum is being a real ninny these days in Philadelphia, where tonight he will lecture at two colleges as part of neo-cunt David Horowitz’s infamous “Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week.” The talks will be a rare opportunity for Santorum these days to voice those prosaic maxims of moderation for which he is revered. For example, he told the Philadelphia Inquirer today that, “You see academics and Muslim student associations that want to shut down discussion of the fact that the enemy is using Islam as a rallying cry for terrorism.” How’s that for deft public diplomacy vis-a-vis the American Muslim community? Get this voice of reason a regular column in a major city newspaper and we’ll have those browns sucking the Jesus juice in no time. Oh hey, look at that — the Inquirer IS giving Santorum a regular column! Read more on Santorum Rallying Against Islamo-Fascism, Becoming Columnist…