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Obama Is Germany’s Next Hasselhoff

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

Ellen was impregnated just by looking at himAmerican “rock star” and sometime Presidential candidate Barack Obama has made a big splash in the United States with his smooth baritone voice, winning smile, and sexy dance moves. Now he’s charming his way into the hearts of Europeans who, after bitter Hasselhoff-related disappointments, are looking for a new American hero. MORE »


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Oh, What a Night

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

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