• May 26, 2012

david dreier

The tanned and dapper California Republican who dated Greatest American Hero George W. Bush’s sister Doro, and yet never porked her, not even once (to classy dame Barbara’s great dismay), will leave Congress as his shitty Inland Empire district has been redrawn. And guess what? It’s now full of Mexicans.

Everybody in California’s 26th congressional district got this crazy-ass ALL CAPS hand-written freakout from beloved conservative bachelor David Dreier today. You can read the second page of ALL CAPS “MUST DRILL 4 OIL AT SEA WORLD OR ISLAMO FASCISTS WILL KILL KILL KILL” in the comments of basically all blogs everywhere.

It’s Clobberin’ Time!

by wonkette  10:36 am January 23, 2006