Tag: david denby

Some Pro Sports Performer Wants To Be Ted Kennedy

The race to fill Ted Kennedy's ample seat in the Senate is heating up like a corpse in the summer tide! (Sorry, Denby.) Curt Schilling, world champion quarterback for Boston's "Mighty Ducks," loves George W. Bush and jacking off...

DENBY ON THE OFFENSIVE: Hey, England! Don't let the Bearded Sack of Lies pull a fast one on you, too, with this secret "U.K. release" of the tragic fapping pamphlet Snark. We would never make a joke about Ted...

A Number of Cartoons That Will Enrage David Denby

By the Comics CurmudgeonIf there is one thing guaranteed to enrage America's arbiter of good taste, it is making any kind of snide remark about Ted Kennedy when he is ill or, in the current case, dead. Naturally,...

Obama To Ruin Boring Martha’s Vineyard Vacation With Re-Appointment of Ben Bernanke

Have you ever had a holiday vacation on Martha's Vineyard? So boring! Once you get over the "Ah and there's where Ted Kennedy crashed his car and drowned that lady" historical thing -- sorry, Denby! -- you realize it's...

Senator Dodd Has The Cancer

We will tread lightly here, lest we fall beneath the Malignant Eye of Denby, but: Christopher Dodd has early stage prostate cancer. The good news: if you had to have your pick of cancers, "early stage prostate" would probably...

WELL THAT IS PRETTY GODDAMN SNARKY: "e looks like a dumpling in a wig." What an awful thing to say about Russell Crowe, the Ted Kennedy of acting!

America’s Best Mayor (On Facebook) Has Another Zinger

Everyone remembers Dallas, Georgia's mayor, Boyd Austin, whose wacky friends are always fiddlin' with his Facebook status and posting confusing jokes that are just comprehensible enough to be considered in poor taste. Boyd: be warned that there is this...

Did You Know That An Important Newspaper Movie Is In Theaters, This Weekend?

Did Rachel McAdams grow a terrorist neck-beard for her role as newspaper "gossipeuse" Ken Layne? These questions, and more: "Russell Crowe is in strong form as a star investigative reporter definitely of the old school, deftly handling the time-honored...

NYT News Blog Forgets It Should Not Be ‘Snarky’

Just two weeks ago, fancy "old gray woman" the New York Times produced a comical document instructing its various blog editors to Avoid Snark Or Die. Really, they did this, at the NYT. "What should be avoided in all...

Howard Dean To Become New Jim Cramer

Doctor Howard Dean got a new job! He will be a "regular contributor" on CNBC, the important business channel which features idiots screaming at each other all day as the stock market does whatever it does -- up some...

Commenting On Commentary, With A Denby Cameo Because Of Course

Let's look at Commentary magazine, the famous neocon rag now edited by John Podhoretz, who can be easily analogized to Bill Kristol, I guess, for having a much more intelligent and talented father and then sort of soiling the...

THIS IS A FINE READ: A tipster informed us earlier this week that he'd seen an advance copy of this Sunday's New York Times Book Review riff on David Denby's dumb book of lies. He referred to it as...

Sexy Ladies of the Great Depression

That Daily Kos blogger with delusions of being Dorothea Lange got us thinking ... about how HAWT all those Depression Gals were, compared to, say, America's current underclass. Amoral affair-having cancer-patient-exploiting day-trading parasitic hack David Denby will surely peck...

OH, DENBY'S STILL STINKING UP THE NPR SHOWS? Chronic masturbator and greedy day-trading halfwit David Denby continues to lie about his libel/slander against your Wonkette. Los Angeles Times book-blogger Carolyn Kellogg has an amusing update, and you can skip...

TORTURE DAVID DENBY WITH TRUTH & ETHICS: Porn-addict day-trading slimeball David Denby continues his ignorant campaign of malice against Wonkette, on your public radio stations. Right now, he's on Larry Mantle's very good "AirTalk" show on Pasadena's KPCC. Call...

Wonkette Caller Grills David Denby

We truly do not want to prattle on about this nonsense much longer, but it's fair to post our biased, liberal accounts of David Denby's appearance on an NPR affiliate today, during which a HEROIC Wonkette reader made it...