Tag: david cameron

You call that an Iron Lady? THIS is an Iron Lady.

On Scale Of One To Margaret Thatcher, How Mean Is England’s New Lady Prime Minister?

Another reboot from the '80s happened this week, as Great Britain's ruling Conservative Party leadership fight appears to have been won by a lady! That is expected to make Theresa May, the current home secretary, Britain's first female prime minister since...

Pro-Brexit Racist UKIP Guy Nigel Farage Quits Like A Common Palin

Having achieved all his goals in getting the UK to leave the EU, Nigel Farage would like some "Me Time" now.

Donald Trump’s Triumphant Scotland Sojourn Everything He Could Have Hoped For, Hooray!

Unlike most leaders in positions of political influence throughout the world, Donald Trump doesn't use complicated excuses to travel overseas. He's a businessman, and every businessman knows they have to get down to business and run their businesses or...

Unifier Donald Trump Will Nuke Our ‘Special Relationship’ With Britain From Orbit

Donald Trump doesn't want your stupid special relationship anymore, Britain! You can just shut your stupid dumb limey biscuitholes!
Goodness ain't what got 'em, honey

Indian Government Says England Stole Queen’s Big-Ass Diamond Fair And Square

In weird news, a high Indian official is backing Elizabeth II and Great Britain in a lawsuit over a big-ass diamond that is a prize part of Britain's crown jewels. The Koh-i-noor, which means "Mountain of Light" in Persian, was...

Terrorist Attacks In Brussels Prove Donald Trump Right About Everything

Tragic news from Brussels: A series of deadly terrorist attacks struck Brussels on Tuesday, with two explosions at the city’s main international airport, and a third in a subway station at the heart of the city. According to news agencies, 13...

Maybe Antonin Scalia’s Secret Society Hunting Pals Murdered Him With Obama’s Pillow

Just when we thought the Saga of Dead Scalia couldn't get any weirder, news has broken that the Supreme Court justice and aspiring Nazgul died while on a hunting excursion with pals from a secret society. But what exactly...

We Are Accidentally Creating Our Own Untreatable Plagues, Whoopsie

Ebola sure was scary in 2014, wasn't it? It wasn't nearly as bad as that outbreak of Haha-We're-So-Hosed Disease, though. Oh, you're not familiar that one? YOU WILL BE. A new review commissioned by UK Prime Minister and occasional porcine...
No, Waddles, don't read this!

I Say, Old Bean, Did British Prime Minister Do Sex Things To A Dead Pig?

There are a lot of weird dumb stories about American politicians and their bad behavior. But we're pretty sure that none is likely to top this alleged story about British Prime Minister David Cameron, who allegedly put his peener...
Don't get your old dick caught in the door on the way out.

Let’s Remember 11 Times Rupert Murdoch Was A Giant Cretinous Sh*thead

The day you all feared would come is nigh, Wonkers: Rupert Murdoch is stepping down as CEO of 21st Century Fox and giving the company to his son James, though he will reportedly still be executive chairman of the...
It's like a French TV version of Wonkette!

Fox News’ Statements No Longer Operative, Osama Bin Laden Not Holed Up In Buckingham Palace

Drudge Sirens! Fox News actually apologized for spreading a completely made-up story about supposed "no-go zones" in England and France -- areas where officials supposedly have agreed to let Muslims run things according to the dictates of Sharia, without...
By the look on your face I can tell you like the pipes, wee laddie

Plucky Haggis-Eating Highlanders Decide ‘There Can Be Only One!’

Scottish voters turned down a referendum on independence from Britain yesterday, leading bloggers everywhere to brace for a slew of angry emails about how they didn't use "England" or "United Kingdom" or "Great Sceptered Lizard Queen Realm Of God's...
Freedom, sugar tits!

John Oliver Brings You The Scottish Independence Story You Didn’t Know You Were Dying To See (Video)

John Oliver and Last Week Tonight have a real treat for us this week: the funniest reporting on this week's Scottish vote on whether to leave the United Kingdom. Yes, Scotland -- which Americans know as "the birthplace of Shrek and...

Figures. Obama, In Waffle Land, Calls Soccer ‘Football.’ INPEACH!

From the Washington Free Beacon comes this shocking revelation: President Obama referred to the sport of soccer as “football” during a press conference in Brussels on Thursday, raising questions about his commitment to America. For a publication usually devoted to...

Rape Porn To Be Banned In Britain, Joining Pamela Geller And A Bunch Of Old George Formby Songs

Posh anti-tossing tosser UK PM David Cameron's Conservative party is not very popular right now, but they're still more popular than rape. So, opportunity! A new restriction on the possession of rape porn is part of a crackdown by...

British Spy On World Leaders, Earn Title of World’s Worst Hosts

Apparently the UK noticed a while ago that the US was doing piddly little spying on its own citizens, and chuckled gracefully into their afternoon tea at the upstart colonists' antics. Because back in 2009, they apparently decided to...