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AMERICA'S GREATEST PUNDITS  4:15 pm July 27, 2012

The Proper Conservative Patriot’s Take On The Olympic Opening Ceremonies

by Jim Newell

Poor Jennifer Rubin, the unofficial public voice of the Romney campaign who continues to have a job at the Washington Post. Why doesn’t your Wonkette make fun of her more often? Maybe it’s too easy, but it’s not like that consideration has ever stopped us. Jen Rubin is sad today. Just a few days ago [...]

HOW RUDE!  1:15 pm July 26, 2012

Mitt Romney Now Losing Friends And Alienating People In Olde Anglo-Saxon-Lande Too

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Oh Mitt Romney, please stop making us feel sorry for you. You go to Yurp so you can be a Celebrity Rock Star like Obama was in 2008, and “project leadership,” and everywhere you go, you make people hate you. What jerk thing came out of your mouth this time? Oh, just that London was [...]

EUROMITT  8:50 am July 26, 2012

Mitt Romney Does England, Day 1: Meeting The Dandies

by Jim Newell

The trip of the century has begun! Mitt Romney is in Londontowne, visiting the enemy Empire against whom we literally revolted because of tea taxes. How many lobsterbacks has he killed yet? None; he got a graduate school deferment from fighting in the Revolutionary War. Let’s check in our next, greatest Republican president, as he [...]

GREAT INTERNATIONAL ROWS  12:29 pm May 3, 2012

David Cameron, You Have Been Cavorting Far Too Much With Barack Obama

by Jim Newell

The Almighty King of England, David Cameron, recently spent a lovely American spring afternoon with Barack Obama inside a sweaty gymnasium watching college athletes play basketball. They then had a lovely American spring evening at a White House state dinner, at which David Cameron saluted the American liberal president. We all know how creepy Cameron [...]

BOLLOCKS  11:01 am March 16, 2012

Wingnuts Outraged UK Prime Minister Did Not Kick Obama in the Manjigglies at State Dinner

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

What ho old chaps! Noted collection of experts in protocol Human Events Online have typed up a list of their complaints regarding Messr. Obama’s State Dinner and they would like it seen to at once! Chiefly, British Prime Minister and state dinner guest of honor David Cameron said suspiciously kind things about — and indeed, [...]

ANALS OF JUSTICE  11:10 am July 19, 2011

Rupert Murdoch Makes Weird Anal Sex Joke About David Cameron

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Unrepentant demon overlord Rupert Murdoch and son are busy promising the British Parliament today that they had no knowledge about any of the hacking going on at News of the World previous to the scandal breaking, a ludicrous suggestion that ranks up there with “9/11 was done by the Jews” for accuracy. But Murdoch did [...]

BLOOD BROTHERS  11:27 am April 15, 2011

Obama Writes Op-Ed With Friends Promising Never To End Libya War

by Jack Stuef

Oh this is cute! Barack Obama got together with his friends David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy at the war treehouse, pulled out some construction paper, and wrote an op-ed together in blood-colored crayon. so long as Qaddafi is in power, NATO must maintain its operations so that civilians remain protected and the pressure on the [...]

OH SO WORLD POLITICS IS DICTATED BY POINTLESS CRAP NOW TOO  1:06 pm September 9, 2010

Obama, Everyone Condemn Random Pastor Who Is Somehow Famous

by Jack Stuef

You may have heard there is a random pastor guy in Florida who decided he’s gonna burn hisself a whol’ bunch ‘er K-rans on 9/11! Wow! Big news! Random American hicks hate things that are not like them! But our media saw this and decided everyone looooooved that mosque story so much that this man [...]

SHINY HA'PENNIES FOR ALL IN CELEBRATION  1:20 pm August 24, 2010

by Josh Fruhlinger

POSH-PONCE DAVID CAMERON SIRES PREEMIE PRINCESS: U.K. Prime Minister and known cock-thinker David Cameron’s wife gave birth (slightly early) to a girl while the royal couple was on vacation in Cornwall; Cameron claims that they will come up with some kind of pagan Celtic Cornish name as a result, making her ineligible to become Queen. [...]

BARRY CAN YOU HEAR ME?  3:00 pm July 23, 2010

Shirley Sherrod Ends Up On the Cutting Room Floor

by Sara Benincasa

Did you know that there was a Controversy this week surrounding a USDA employee? No? Neither does West Wing Week, the greatest television program on the Internet. Its sole reason for existence is to tell you the things that Barack Obama did that had nothing to do with his Secretary of Farmville’s hysterical reaction to [...]

IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA  8:42 am July 21, 2010

Non-Racist Lady Maybe Doesn’t Want Her Job Back, Jerks

by Josh Fruhlinger

If you were not up late last night you may not have read Jack Stuef’s epic and important jeremiad on the subject of Shirley Sherrod and her unnecessary journey under the bus, courtesy of the people in the Obama Administration who threw her there. Go, on read, it, then come back here for some maybe [...]

THEY ALSO GOT PLUTONIUM FOR DOC BROWN  1:27 pm July 20, 2010

Posh-Ponce David Cameron To Beg Forgiveness For BP-Libyan Conspiracy

by Josh Fruhlinger

David Cameron, Elizabeth Windsor’s chief boot-lick and First Lord of the Treasury, has arrived in the United States for his very first visit as master of Britain’s decaying empire (motto: “We still rule Bermuda and Pitcairn Island with an iron fist!”). He was sort of hoping that he could just get some quality time in [...]

GIRL TALK (ABOUT MURDERING THE POOR)  12:24 pm June 15, 2010

Angry Sun God To Stop Sarah Palin From Harassing Maggie Thatcher

by Josh Fruhlinger

Sarah Palin didn’t even have a passport before 2007, and the only non-America places she’s ever been to are Canada (“America del Norte”), Mexico (for body shots at Señor Frog’s), and U.S. military bases in Germany and Kuwait. Like many an American, she’s trying to slowly work her way up the ladder of exoticness, so [...]

BEST CHAPS  5:02 pm May 11, 2010

A Children’s Treasury Of David Cameron Stalking Barack Obama

by Jim Newell

Back in 2008, the hottest fad among European politicians was to get their pictures taken with presidential candidate Barack Obama, who was much more popular among Europeans than any of them. David Cameron, who had been preparing for his royal takeover of Britain for years already, chased Barack Obama all over the place. Up top, [...]

IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE A TORY  3:55 pm May 11, 2010

POSH-PONCE DAVID CAMERON IS UK PRIME MINISTER

by Ken Layne

It’s official, long live Her Majesty’s Saucy New Rabbit-Goblin, good luck poor folk and chavs everywhere! Margaret Thatcher is literally dancing in her grave! [BBC/Guardian]

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