Tag: david brooks

And The Red States Shall Lead Them — A Steaming Heap Of Bullshit From Flyover Prophet David Brooks

Let us dissect, examine and mock the New York Times's summary of this bullshit David Brooks thinkpiece.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still On A World Tour, Come See Us In Reno On Sunday!

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David Brooks’s Abortion Column Should Have Been Aborted

David Brooks took about 30 seconds to Brooksplain abortion to women and Democrats. David Brooks can fuck right on out of here.

Chris Cillizza Probably Shouldn’t Invite People To Ask Him Anything

Chris Cillizza did a Reddit AMA. It went like you'd imagine.

Your Weekly Top Ten Thinks Hillary Clinton Can Do What She Damn Well Wants

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Greenpeace Daredevils Hang Big Beautiful ‘RESIST’ Banner From Crane Near White House

Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...

Ladies! David Brooks Has Thoughts On How You Did The Women’s March Wrong

In which we tear David Brooks a new asshole over his stupid column.

Right-Wing Media Is 100% Of The Problem

Hillarites and Berners, let us once again love each other and stick it to THAT OTHER GUY.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Loser Donald Trump Can’t Stop Crying Over What A Big Loser He Is

Donald Trump blames everybody but himself for how he's losing like such a sad, weak loser right now.
David Brooks, serious typist for the Times

David Brooks Would Like Young Black Football Players To Stop Kneeling On His Lawn

Won't somebody please think of the white people?
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Devil Hillary Clinton Deviously Rigging Elections For Paul Ryan Now, Probably

God, Hillary, will you stop at NOTHING?
And we're going to reclaim 'Tea Party' for girls, dammit

Let’s Take A Breather And Treat Ourselves To The Whimsical Stylings Of Maureen Dowd, Oh Sweet Jesus

Maureen Dowd ate another pot brownie and had a fever sex dream about Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. It was a very stupid fever sex dream.

David Brooks Thinks Hillary Clinton Needs A Hobby

What should Hillary Clinton's hobby be? Knitting, or genocide?
NOPE!

Ted Cruz’s Allegedly Excellent Penis Adventures, Ew Gross. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Oh hey, WANKERS. It's time for your Saturday morning cocktail hour top ten list! And ugh, yeah, we sure did learn way more about what Ted Cruz's penis may or may not have done this week, and those stories...

Please Enjoy The Slow But Steady Unraveling Of David Brooks

We've been eagerly covering the complete mental disintegration of not one, but two, esteemed columnists at the paper of record lately. Both David Brooks, America's least intellectual public intellectual, and Ross Douthat, a freshman term paper on Opus Dei...