dave agema

WHINERS  5:57 pm April 3, 2013

Leave Dave Agema Alone, Cries Lispy Homophobe Stalker Andrew Shirvell

by Jeff Wattrick

Oh my God, you guys, those awful gays just refuse to stop bullying poor Republican National Committeeman Dave Agema just because he likes to repeat defamatory lies about gays, many of whom live in the magical far away place known as the “Flight Attendant Realm” where they have wild orgies, plot half the murders in [...]

THE PLANE! THE PLANE!  5:30 pm April 2, 2013

RNC Bigot/Ex-Pilot Dave Agema Talks About His Issues Inside Homosexual ‘Flight Attendant Realm’

by Jeff Wattrick

Republican National Committeeman Dave Agema got away with saying Obama and pretty much every terrorist is a Muslim and cutting funding to orphans and skipping budget votes to shoot sheep so it’s no wonder that he’s genuinely surprised other Republicans are now very upset because he turned his trademark awfulness toward the gays. So Agema has [...]

THAT'S SO GAY  9:01 am March 29, 2013

Everyone So Mad At Terrible Michigan RNC Committeeman Homophobe Dave Agema Being Terrible

by Jeff Wattrick

Dave Agema, the Republican National Committeeman from Michigan and former state representative, is a Wonkette favorite. Wonketeers love him for his charming efforts to cut funding to a program that buys clothes for orphans, his willingness to miss key budget votes to shoot Siberian sheep, his fondness for tear-gassing American citizens, his deep-abiding belief that [...]

ABSENT BLACK DADS  3:00 pm February 14, 2013

RNC Committeeman Dave Agema: Hey Y’All Know If This Onion Story About ‘Bama’s Slow Sad Son Is True?

by Jeff Wattrick

Republican National Committeeman and former Michigan state representative Dave Agema is a swell guy. He once, in the midst of a state budget showdown, skipped some key votes so he could hunt sheep in Russia. (True fact: The sheep were afraid, but not of getting shot!) Another time, he complained taxpayers were spending too much [...]

WELCOME TO MICHISSIPPI  9:53 am December 13, 2012

‘Right To Work’ Possibly The Least Awful Thing To Happen In Michigan This Week

by Jeff Wattrick

While everyone was focused on nerd-strongman Rick Snyder and the Council of Conservative Citizens Michigan legislature passing Right to Work with the deliberation normally required to order from the Taco Bell drive-thru, Michigan’s government was busy doing all kinds of other terrible things during their lamest of lame duck sessions. Let’s take a look at [...]

LOVES THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING  3:30 pm December 11, 2012

Michigan Rep Would Like To Stone Cold Crack Union Skulls For Jobs, Freedom

by Jeff Wattrick

Union members and their allies converged on the state Capitol in Lansing today to protest the passage of Michigan’s new Right to Work law. It’s kind of a big deal. Right to Work, or “Freedom to Work” as its been rebranded, means “more and better jobs” according to Sinclair Lewis-character-turned-Governor Rick Snyder. Think of all [...]

DUH  3:45 pm July 20, 2012

This Time, It Is U.S. President Barack Obama Who Is The Muslim Terrorist, Obviously

by Jeff Wattrick

Why let Michele Bachmann and Louie Gohmert have all the fun? And why keep the accusations of Muslim terrorism to lowly Hillary Clinton State Department deputies, when you could set your eyes on the real prize? And that is why a Republican National Committeeman from Michigan would like you to know that Barack Hussein Obama, [...]

ELLEN JAMESIAN SOCIETY FOUNDING MEMBERS  10:10 am June 15, 2012

A Children’s Treasury Of Michigan Lawmakers That Ladies Should Not Sex

by Jeff Wattrick

In response to anti-abortion legislation that Michigan Planned Parenthood calls the “biggest assault on women’s health in our state’s history,” kick-ass state Rep. Rashida Tlaib called on ladies to to go Full Lysistrata to keep this from becoming law. (That is not Rashida Tlaib in the video above; it is Rep. Lisa Brown, being whorish [...]


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