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WEDNESDAY FUN LINK: “HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader — wearing a garbage bag for a cape — and assaulted the founders of a group called the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.” This will happen everyday in Paulville. MORE »

Dick Cheney dressed up his two doggie woggies for Halloween! That’s “Dave” on the right as Superman, and “Jackson” on the left as Dick Cheney. Ooh, also: Michelle Malkin’s costume was an Asian. [AP]

Hey Hillary called Dick Cheney “DARTH VADER”! Ha ha ha what a cutting joke! Maybe next week she can call Bush “Chimpy McHitler” or talk about defeating the “rethuglicans.” [Politico]